Argument Clinic: Monty Python

[Stevicus]

Do you ever feel that people start arguments for fun? Or that starting arguments is a hobby?

It may be that they're actually there for Being Hit On The Head Lessons.

I would have filed a complaint, but if you complain, nothing happens; might as well not bother.

 

[Enoch07]

Do you ever feel that people start arguments for fun? Or that starting arguments is a hobby?

A classic!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Isn't this the abuse thread?

Are you so bloody stupid you can't read the sign to say this isn't the place to take care of your filthy diseased liver and skin that looks like your auditioning for the yellow brick road?

 

[Revoltingest]

Are you so bloody stupid you can't read the sign to say this isn't the place to take care of your filthy diseased liver and skin that looks like your auditioning for the yellow brick road?

I told you once.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I told you once.

Is that what you said between all that "ahhhhggghhhh" and "aaaccccgggg?"

 

[Revoltingest]

Is that what you said between all that "ahhhhggghhhh" and "aaaccccgggg?"

I'm sorry....will this be a 5 minute argument, or a full course?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'm sorry....will this be a 5 minute argument, or a full course?

What kind of bloody wanker doesn't know if they paid five or eight pounds? Did you check your brain in with your coat?

 

[Revoltingest]

What kind of bloody wanker doesn't know if they paid five or eight pounds? Did you check your brain in with your coat?

I don't know how much the receptionist, @lewisnotmiller, charged you.

 

[Stevicus]

I don't know how much the receptionist, @lewisnotmiller, charged you.

It was one pound for a five minute argument, but only eight pounds for a course of ten.

 

[Revoltingest]

It was one pound for a five minute argument, but only eight pounds for a course of ten.

Actually, it's only half a pound for a fiver, & 4 for a tenner.
He must be pocketing the difference.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Do you ever feel that people start arguments for fun? Or that starting arguments is a hobby?

That is absurd. No they do not. Not at all. What are you thinking?

 

[Thief]

well this thread is really really dunb

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Actually, it's only half a pound for a fiver, & 4 for a tenner.
He must be pocketing the difference.

No I'm not.
By the way, you now owe me one pound.

 

[Revoltingest]

No I'm not.
By the way, you now owe me one pound.

Dang....my balance is now up to 1,782,090.

 

[Quagmire]

Do you ever feel that people start arguments for fun? Or that starting arguments is a hobby?

That's crazy. If that were true there would be websites for that sort of thing.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I don't know how much the receptionist, @lewisnotmiller, charged you.

I'm sorry. I thought you were looking for the abuse thread, which I am in charge of. You must be looking for the swindler's thread down the hall, to the right, first door on the left, right of the elevator.