Are You A Narcissist?

[Revoltingest]

If you're a millennial, then you don't need to take the test to know you are.
But for the rest of us, I offer.....
Narcissistic Personality Inventory: Narcissism Test

I scored a 9 out of 40.
I'd expected to do better.
9 looks weak.

 

[David1967]

I got a six out of 40.

 

[fantome profane]

I got a one.

I am the world's most modest person! I am the King of modesty! No one the history of the universe has been even close to being as modest as I am!

I am so great, I am so great....

 

[Laika]

9 out of 40. Although if I lived up to my idealised self-image, it would be quite a bit higher.

 

[David1967]

With a six out of 40. I am the most modest so far. Dang, I knew I was good

 

[Terrywoodenpic]

I hit a 3...
but who wants to compete with Trump.

 

[Kuzcotopia]

I got 16.

I always knew I was awesome.

 

[sovietchild]

2 out of 40.

I also own about 3 books about narcissism.

 

[Wu Wei]

5, out of 40

 

[4consideration]

It's not bragging if it's true!

(3 out of 40)

 

[Wu Wei]

It's not bragging if it's true!

(3 out of 40)

Yes it is.... what are you, some kind of Narcissist
Bragging is defined as excessively proud and boastful talk about one's achievements or possessions...no part of the definition has anything to do with truth or falsehood

 

[Father Heathen]

18/40

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

6/40.
Higher than 19.1% of the sample.
Higher than the minimum on authority (slightly above), self-sufficiency (well above), and superiority (between the other two.

There were a number of the questions I could have flipped a coin on (in essence, I did), and a couple that I read a couple of different ways, so had to choose an answer that might not be what the question intended...

 

[4consideration]

Yes it is.... what are you, some kind of Narcissist
Bragging is defined as excessively proud and boastful talk about one's achievements or possessions...no part of the definition has anything to do with truth or falsehood

I don't blame you for wanting to talk about me. I'm an interesting subject. Really, really cool. With numbers way low on the Narcissist scale.

Shows how really awesome I am, doesn't it?

There's probably no one in the universe that is less of a Narcissist than I am.

 

[Jeremiahcp]

I don't need a test to tell me I am just the best, fantastic, super bigly good.

 

[suncowiam]

20

WINNING!

 

[Eliab ben Benjamin]

These are your results on the Narcissistic Personality Inventory.

Your score is 1, out of 40. Higher scores indicate greater levels of narcissism.

 

[Wu Wei]

I don't blame you for wanting to talk about me. I'm an interesting subject. Really, really cool. With numbers way low on the Narcissist scale.

Shows how really awesome I am, doesn't it?

There's probably no one in the universe that is less of a Narcissist than I am.

Spoken like a true Narcissist...well....actually it isn't...but I wish to be unreasonable, accusatory and argumentative so......NARCISSIST!!!!

 

[BSM1]

I got 16, but the heck with that, I want that hamburger/cheeseburger.

 

[savagewind]

If you're a millennial, then you don't need to take the test to know you are.
But for the rest of us, I offer.....
Narcissistic Personality Inventory: Narcissism Test

I scored a 9 out of 40.
I'd expected to do better.
9 looks weak.

I got caught in a loop. I am sure I scored low as in I am not narcissistic and I wonder at people who are.