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Are the Scriptures a Manual?

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  1. Debater Slayer

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    ... or an automatic? Do they drive you, or do you drive them?
     
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  3. Vinayaka

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    You shifted a few gears to get to that.
     
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  4. Stevicus

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    I don't know. I just get in and drive. Who has time to read the manual?
     
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  5. Seeker of White Light

    Seeker of White Light Be who ever you want

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    Honestly I needed this one :D it made me laugh.
     
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  6. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    I have a license that covers both
     
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  7. sun rise

    sun rise Śvāna Dharma
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    It is of course a semi-automatic with imperfect AI making the decisions which sometimes leads you to kissing a telephone pole.
     
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  8. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Trees are ok but telephone poles... euk..
     
  9. sun rise

    sun rise Śvāna Dharma
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    I kissed a tree as an adolescent. The engine was pushed off the block into the firewall and my head bent the steering wheel - it was the days before seat belts.

    Fortunately I'm what they call "hard headed".

    And it was my own stupid fault for allowing myself to be distracted.
     
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    I’d have to ask the taxi driver.
     
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  11. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Lucky you are such a hard nut
     
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  12. sun rise

    sun rise Śvāna Dharma
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    Or as my parents put is meshugana (aka crazy or nuts) when I was an adolescent. In retrospect, it was true.
     
  13. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Ive not heard that word for a long time. When i was a child a close family friend used it all the time
     
  14. Twilight Hue

    Twilight Hue Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.

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    That's what she said.
     
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    Brickjectivity Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
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    If you and I burn in hell together I will say "I told you so!" for the rest of eternity. You won't like it.
     
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  16. Jayhawker Soule

    Jayhawker Soule <yawn> ignore </yawn>
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    That, my friend, was brilliant!
     
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