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Annoying and Stupid Sayings or Questions

GodInUs

Member
Why would a woman want "a knight in shining armor"?
Wouldn't she want a knight who was strong and proven in battle, a knight who was battle worn.
Who knows maybe just a pretty one, that would be fine too, I guess.

I can't stand it, and it happens often when people are passing by and they ask, "How are you?" and they keep walking. huh?? As if you care or as if it matters.

Better yet, Walmart vests, I don't think they have it on them anymore. On the back of their vests it used to say something like, "How May I Help or Assist ?" The irony of it was you only saw it as they were walking away from you since it was on their backs. I thought that was hilarious and stupid.

I used to work at a casino in Las Vegas and I knew this guy who would answer people's questions exactly what they asked. It was hilarious how he could hold such a straight and stoned face and then the expressions eventually on their faces. I had to quickly look or walk away sometimes, I was crackin' up.
"How do you get to the buffet?" Reply: I walk there
"Do you know what time it is?" Reply: Yes, I do
"Do you know where the restroom is" Reply: Yes
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
The stupidest thing said to me recently was....
"No disrespect intended, but..."
One may be certain that disrespect is to follow.
Lo, it did.
 

SalixIncendium

अग्निविलोवनन्दः
Staff member
Premium Member
“Let me be completely honest with you...”

...or...

“In all honesty...”

Should I conclude that everything else you say without this preface is a lie?
 

columbus

yawn <ignore> yawn
I used to work at a casino in Las Vegas and I knew this guy who would answer people's questions exactly what they asked. It was hilarious how he could hold such a straight and stoned face and then the expressions eventually on their faces. I had to quickly look or walk away sometimes, I was crackin' up.
"How do you get to the buffet?" Reply: I walk there
"Do you know what time it is?" Reply: Yes, I do
"Do you know where the restroom is" Reply: Yes
Are you and "this guy" Christians?

Valuing dysfunctional literalism so strongly suggests it, but I could be wrong.
Tom
 
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