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This is a conversation I had with someone whose against Animal Testing. They interrupted my walk with flyers and stuff, so they had it coming:
'Are you again animal testing in research?'
'Nope'
'Why not?'
'Because there's no effective alternative. Until we have one, animal research is a necessary evil.'
'You're not an animal lover?'
'Of course.'
'But you support it anyway?'
'It's not a case of whether I support it or not, it's a case of which is the most effective system.'
'What about testing on people?'
'Would you take the first jab of something untested?'
'No.'
'There you go then.'
'What about people in Prisons?'
'You mean like Josef Mengele did?'
'Whose he?'
'The Nazi Angel of Death.'
'So you're saying testing on prisoners makes me a Nazi?'
'I'm saying the ethics are roughly the same. Are you an animal lover?'
'Yes, of course.'
'Got pets?'
'Yes.'
'Ever taken them to the vet?'
'Of course.'
'Did they get any medication?'
'Sometimes.'
'That medication? Tested on animals.'
'But that's different.'
'How?'
'Because it's for the animal's benefit.'
'So you're saying that it's ok to test on animals FOR animals?'
'Yes.'
'But there's still human benefit in that. You take your beloved pet to the vet so it wont fall ill and die. Because you'll miss it. And because of this you're willing to allow drugs that have been tested on animals to be used. Sure, it's for the animal's welfare, but it's for your benefit as much as his.'
We went round in circles after that.
Fun convo, though.
'Are you again animal testing in research?'
'Nope'
'Why not?'
'Because there's no effective alternative. Until we have one, animal research is a necessary evil.'
'You're not an animal lover?'
'Of course.'
'But you support it anyway?'
'It's not a case of whether I support it or not, it's a case of which is the most effective system.'
'What about testing on people?'
'Would you take the first jab of something untested?'
'No.'
'There you go then.'
'What about people in Prisons?'
'You mean like Josef Mengele did?'
'Whose he?'
'The Nazi Angel of Death.'
'So you're saying testing on prisoners makes me a Nazi?'
'I'm saying the ethics are roughly the same. Are you an animal lover?'
'Yes, of course.'
'Got pets?'
'Yes.'
'Ever taken them to the vet?'
'Of course.'
'Did they get any medication?'
'Sometimes.'
'That medication? Tested on animals.'
'But that's different.'
'How?'
'Because it's for the animal's benefit.'
'So you're saying that it's ok to test on animals FOR animals?'
'Yes.'
'But there's still human benefit in that. You take your beloved pet to the vet so it wont fall ill and die. Because you'll miss it. And because of this you're willing to allow drugs that have been tested on animals to be used. Sure, it's for the animal's welfare, but it's for your benefit as much as his.'
We went round in circles after that.
Fun convo, though.