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Angels with Swords
- Thread starter Thief
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As a matter of fact I do.
I doubt, however, that the angel would be willing to wait for me to fetch it.
BSM1
What? Me worry?
Hopefully he would settle for a brisk round of "Rock Paper Scissors"...
I have one that this woman down to the lake gave me.
74x12
Well-Known Member
Supreme executive power comes from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!
LOL!
Not much of a ceremony, but she was nice looking. Threw the sword and forced me to sit in the comfy chair.
74x12
Well-Known Member
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government
Ask them, "Hello. May I help you?"
It was not much of a basis for dating either. Told me her number was 867-5309, but I just kept getting some girl named Jenny. I know that was not right. She was Lady du Loc. Weird first name too. Maybe her parents were Styx fans.
We Never Know
No Slack
Me: what do you want?
Them: we just want to talk.
Me: how many are out there?
Them: just two of us.
Me: good, talk to each other.
Buddy Hackett used to do a bit that sounded a lot like this. I cannot repeat it here, but it was pretty funny.
74x12
Well-Known Member
... You are the rightful king of Britain! I knew the legends that you would return from the Avalon one day and restore the kingdom ...
74x12
Well-Known Member
I'd probably go "Sorry?"
Daemon Sophic
Avatar in flux
"Come in, let us eat, drink and reason together! First introductions, then tell me why you think you literally need to part me from my heart and my head?"
Now then, if he says "My name in Inigo Montoya; you killed my father, prepare to die!" I would show in my defense that I do not have six fingers on my hands, and therefore, he is mistaken about me.
