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Am I Drunk?

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Debater Slayer, Oct 26, 2021.

  1. Debater Slayer

    Debater Slayer Veteran Member
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    I had a vodka cocktail, 15% gin, and 10% gin. Now I have dizzy vision. Is this normal?

    P.S. Sorry for bad spelling. Literally can't see straight.
     
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  2. Eddi

    Eddi encouraging you to lose the sim mentality
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    It is if you're drunk ;)
     
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  3. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    I wouldn't know. The only time ive been drunk i was passed out for 8 hours and woke up 80 miles from where i passed out. I had no money, no car, no virginity and a hangover from hell that lasted 3 days. A raging thirst and every time i drank water i was drunk again.

    Lesson learned, never been drink since. It always amazes me why peeps do it on purpose.
     
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  4. Debater Slayer

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    Holy crap! Sounds almost as bad as being RF staff on purpose!
     
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  5. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    Yeah, I'd say so. :D
     
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    RayofLight Pronouns: they/them/their thon/thons/thonself

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    Can you touch your nose with your index finger? I never been drunk but I know drunks have trouble touching their noses.
     
  7. KenS

    KenS Face to face with my Father
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    Let me find out.Face your hand palm towards you and lift a couple of fingers and tell me how many you can see. :)
     
  8. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    Dizziness is a symptom of being drunk. Hopefully it does/did not result in you "praying to the porcelain god" as we used to say during my college days.
     
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    crossfire Antinomian feminist heretic freak ☿
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    Fill your ice pack up with ice now, ready for the morning when the hangover hits!
     
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  10. 9-10ths_Penguin

    9-10ths_Penguin 1/10 Subway Stalinist
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    Depends how big your drinks are. :D

    Dizzy vision certainly can come with drinking.
     
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  11. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    Your problem is that you still have 75% to go.
     
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  12. PureX

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    Bless you for being wise enough never to do that again!

    I, on the other hand, would have woke up and thought, COOL! Can't wait to do this AGAIN!
     
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  13. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    I can see you've never had a hangover from home made poitin (irish moonshine).
     
  14. PureX

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    No, but I used to LIKE the hangovers. I would pretend I was 'Agualung'

     
  15. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Not poutin hangover... Surely not???

    I know Ian Anderson, i sometimes used to go to his car wash in Blackpool
     
  16. exchemist

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    Driving the porcelain tractor, you mean? Or the china bus. Or calling go-o-o-o-od on the great white telephone.
     
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  17. SomeRandom

    SomeRandom Still learning to be wise
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    Sounds like the results of my family reunion. Minus the losing virginity part lol
     
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  18. Stonetree

    Stonetree Dashing Member
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    So, so glad those days are gone and forgotten,oh right...thanks for reminding me :)
     
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  19. We Never Know

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    "I had a vodka cocktail, 15% gin, and 10% gin"
    Wouldn't that be 25% gin?
     
  20. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    He's drunk, maths is not a priority.
     
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