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Am I allergic to Atheism?

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Spiderman, May 11, 2021.

  1. Spiderman

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    I knew I was allergic to Scorpion venom when I broke out in hives.

    I figure I'm allergic to atheism because every time I become an atheist I break out in handcuffs! :D
     
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  2. RayofLight

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  3. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    That's statistically a very rare allergy you have there. I do have a problem with some theists, its random but a few of them hurt.
     
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  4. RayofLight

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    I wonder if that comment worked... @Spiderman You dead yet? I see several atheists rated your post.
     
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    I'm allergic to atheists too, but they're so damn sexy I can't stay away.
     
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    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Oh, unhand me good sir, unhand me...
     
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