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[Rival]

FOR SALE: REVOLTINGEST

Looking for someone to correct your grammar? Need that crazy gardener next door in your life? Have you ever wondered how you would be so much happier if only you had someone making out of context jokes all the time about people you don't know? Search no more!

@Revoltingest is the latest model libertarian engineer who has perfected block capitals and bizarre pop culture references, just the person you need.

Order now!

NOT FOR SALE: @Tumah

Pshhh, you couldn't even afford Tumah's hat.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

For sale: Jim

Have you ever wanted a person who when you reach for the last biscuit, he slaps it out of your hand and tells you you should have a different color eyes? Then after you've stormed off to your room, he says, "I'm sorry. It was a joke."? Someone who's a good person and will try to understand you, but who will rip off his tie in the middle of a business meeting regardless of the consequences? You've got exciting, you've got daring... you've got Jim.

 

[dybmh]

For Sale: Politically Ambigious, Musically Diverse, Devil's Advocate: @Stanyon

Fun at parties, bar/bat mitzvas, baby showers, etc...

 

[Hockeycowboy]

LOL! Girl, you are a blast!

 

[Revoltingest]

For sale, one cute doggie named @sun rise
Do you need a warm friendly furry source of heat on those cold winter nites?
Do you have a leg which wants the amorous attention it can't get from a cat?
Do you need a sounding board for your anti-Trump anti-Scot anti-dentite rants?
Then I have the perfect pooch for you, only slightly used, but full of life.

 

[BSM1]

TODAY ONLY! BOGO! Buy one AT and get the other AT free of charge...

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

For sale: Revoltingest

Nice, calm guy who spends his time talking to animals. Had to develop a strong sense of humor after accusations from a bear of certain misconducts. Would eat a bicycle wrapped in bacon if desperate enough.

 

[sun rise]

For sale, one used bear @Wu Wei . He claims to only be interested in pick-a-nick baskets but he's often heard shouting "shut your pie hole" at one and all and complaining about all sorts of things including supporting retired folk.

So if you've ever wanted a class 1 curmudgeon who is guaranteed to get grumpier with age, @Wu Wei is just the one you need.

Act now and his second place plaque in the "Grumper Than Thou" contest will be yours as a bonus. (coming in second made him even grumpier).

 

[Brickjectivity]

For sale: @beenherebeforeagain
Start your own business selling squirrels with your own 2 squirrel starter kit.
Multiplies rapidly under the right conditions, guaranteeing residual income!
There will be no more lonely nights with your new friend skittering about overhead in your attic.
Eats roaches and keeps the fleas from being interested in your cat.
Adds hay and other excitement to air conditioning ducts! Surprise!
Drop one into the punch at your next party. Squirrels love this!
Loves fruit and other garbage. Is nuts about nuts.

 

[dybmh]

For sale: Lovable Trampoline Expert: @Sunstone. This fellow has been studying the bouncy tramps for almost a decade. Certified, Licensed, Bound Bonded.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Quiet agnostic dybmh seeks friends for jokes about RF members over fine drinks.

(You don't joke about us that I know of - but I'm still onto you )

 

[Brickjectivity]

Get yourself re-paginated in a new format.
For sale one @crossfire, mind changing imp.
This being escaped here through a spacetime singularity
during the apocalypse of some dying age. A lurksome
ner-do-well, this crossfire fiddles with bits of minds,
makes a few dents and then dances away.
We'd give her away, but the universe won't let us.

 

[crossfire]

Get yourself re-paginated in a new format.
For sale one @crossfire, mind changing imp.
This being escaped here through a spacetime singularity
during the apocalypse of some dying age. A lurksome
ner-do-well, this crossfire fiddles with bits of minds,
makes a few dents and then dances away.
We'd give her away, but the universe won't let us.

"It's like giving Nature a gentle nudge."

 

[Quagmire]

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[Quagmire]

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