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PoetPhilosopher

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
Look, I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just concerned. When your mom got mad and kicked that football, it orbited the Earth 37 times, going through 147 goals and winning 32 football games, including a Super Bowl. Either she needs to lose some weight and stop drinking so many beers, or they could use her on the Bears.

Oh, wait. That was my mom.

Carry on.
 
lewisnotmiller

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
KAT-KAT said:
Look, I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just concerned. When your mom got mad and kicked that football, it orbited the Earth 37 times, going through 147 goals and winning 32 football games, including a Super Bowl. Either she needs to lose some weight and stop drinking so many beers, or they could use her on the Bears.

Oh, wait. That was my mom.

Carry on.
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To be fair, with a little inventiveness they could use her on the Bears even if she doesn't lose weight. First ever kicker/offensive linesman.
 
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