Hammer. I would like to request you to read up a little bit on saguna brahman prior to making statements like "The Gods themselves would be Saguna Brahman, I guess". When I said it doesnt work that way, I mean to say that you have got it all wrong in a nice manner.
I just hope you understand. Anyway, I think this is off topic now.
You were earlier referring to a concept similar to Nirguna Brahman, and just leave it there I suppose. If you have a solution to the OP please speak of it. Thank you very much.
I gave you my solution, a variation of what @RayofLight said.
You don't have to agree with it.
If you feel Nirguna and Saguna Brahman need better explanations on what they are, feel free thread it. I went off the definition of Nirguna (without attributes) and Saguna (with attributes).
Edit: Brahman/Bhagavan – nirguna and saguna - Nature of God and existence in Hinduism - GCSE Religious Studies Revision - Eduqas - BBC Bitesize