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A Question For Pistons & Fields

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Revoltingest, Feb 22, 2018.

  1. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    If a piston is a rig, & a gear is a field, & a washer is a nut, how should the
    bolt fasten the piston to the field, if the rig is pressurized to the spring?
    What right against mortising does the planer afford the tenon?
    And on intersectional Tuesday if so why not?
     
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    You screw it of course
     
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    Reminds me of a headline about an escaped sexual predator....
    Nut Bolts & Screws
     
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    I'm confused as to whether we are ploughing the field or laying the wood...

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    Assuming, of course, that the Plimsoll Line is attached to the bottom of the fuel tank.
     
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    Is the petcock part of the patriarchy?
     
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    In the book of Judges, they were the same thing. It seems the Philistines were plowing Samson's heifer.
     
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    No wonder the heifer was red.
     
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    @YmirGF would know.
    (Cows are his thing.)
     
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    I got it wrong.The heifer was well read.

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    I heard it was goats. I should stop reading tabloids.
     
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    The Piston's field is Little Caesar's

    Life is weird.
     
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    Wasn't questioning your source, just trying to get that visual out of my head.
     
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