A Poll to Educate a Fellow RFer

[Valjean]

2. What is the term usually applied to the process of reviving a person from unconsciousness?
Awakening.

...and I'm not so sure a merely unconscious person would need to be revived.

 

[David T]

I know I may be placing far too much faith in the common knowledge of our forum constituents to educate a peer, but these seem like easy enough questions. Let's see if you are able to help them out.

Please indicate the BEST answer for each question below in your response:

1. What is the term usually applied to the process of restoring the dead to life?
a. Reincarnation
b. Resurrection
c. Resuscitation
d. Frog

2. What is the term usually applied to the process of reviving a person from unconsciousness?
a. Reincarnation
b. Resurrection
c. Resuscitation
d. Banana

3. What is the term usually applied to the process of rebirthing a soul into a new body?
a. Reincarnation
b. Resurrection
c. Resuscitation
d. Hammock

I would encourage responding only if you are fairly certain of your answers. Mere guessing or wishful thinking is discouraged--that's the kind of thing that led to the creation of the poll in the first place!

Good luck, and thank you to all qualified respondents!

1. What is the term usually applied to the process of restoring the dead to life?

SEX!
2. What is the term usually applied to the process of reviving a person from unconsciousness?
SEX!
3. What is the term usually applied to the process of rebirthing a soul into a new body?
SEX!

Just being freud... Freud.

 

[Curious George]

2. What is the term usually applied to the process of reviving a person from unconsciousness?
Awakening.

...and I'm not so sure a merely unconscious person would need to be revived.

Maybe just revivified.

 

[Skwim]

And whatabout regurgitation??
Forgot about that, didntya??

I believe it didn't come to mind for a good reason.

.

 

[Axe Elf]

1 b (typo fixed)
2 c
3 a

Was there really any uncertainty about this?

Amazing, right?

But just look at the answers in this thread, and then think about how dumb the average person is.

Then realize that by definition, half of them are even dumber than that...

(Congratulations on a perfect score, by the way!)

 

[Axe Elf]

Current summary of qualifying answers:

1. Restoring the dead to life is:
a. Reincarnation (1 vote)
b. Resurrection (4 votes)
c. Resuscutation (1 vote)

2. Reviving the unconscious is:
a. Reincarnation (0 votes)
b. Resurrection (1 vote; this person also voted c in a split vote)
c. Resuscitation (6 votes)

3. Old soul in a new body is:
a. Reincarnation (6 votes)
b. Resurrection (0 votes)
c. Resuscitation (0 votes)

 

[Daemon Sophic]

I know I may be placing far too much faith in the common knowledge of our forum constituents to educate a peer, but these seem like easy enough questions. Let's see if you are able to help them out.

Please indicate the BEST answer for each question below in your response:

1. What is the term usually applied to the process of restoring the dead to life?
a. Reincarnation
b. Resurrection
c. Resuscitation
d. Frog

2. What is the term usually applied to the process of reviving a person from unconsciousness?
a. Reincarnation
b. Resurrection
c. Resuscitation
d. Banana

3. What is the term usually applied to the process of rebirthing a soul into a new body?
a. Reincarnation
b. Resurrection
c. Resuscitation
d. Hammock

I would encourage responding only if you are fairly certain of your answers. Mere guessing or wishful thinking is discouraged--that's the kind of thing that led to the creation of the poll in the first place!

Good luck, and thank you to all qualified respondents!

1. Poof! Back to life = Resurrection = b.
2. Wakey! WAKEY!! from unconciousness = Resuscitation = c.
3. Zap! You died, and now you’re a goat = Reincarnation = a.

 

[Audie]

I believe it didn't come to mind for a good reason.

.

That "dog" is a metaphor.

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

Lol, says the guy with eraser marks on his quiz.

Duh!

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

Amazing, right?

But just look at the answers in this thread, and then think about how dumb the average person is.

Then realize that by definition, half of them are even dumber than that...

(Congratulations on a perfect score, by the way!)

After the judicious use of E-WiteOut anyway.

 

[Axe Elf]

Final summary of qualifying answers:

1. Restoring the dead to life is:
a. Reincarnation (1 vote)
b. Resurrection (5 votes)
c. Resuscutation (1 vote)

2. Reviving the unconscious is:
a. Reincarnation (0 votes)
b. Resurrection (1 vote; this person also voted c in a split vote)
c. Resuscitation (7 votes)

3. Old soul in a new body is:
a. Reincarnation (7 votes)
b. Resurrection (0 votes)
c. Resuscitation (0 votes)

 

[Estro Felino]

2. What is the term usually applied to the process of reviving a person from unconsciousness?
a. Reincarnation
b. Resurrection
c. Resuscitation
d. Banana

why did u have to use the words resurrection and banana in the same question?

 

[Axe Elf]

why did u have to use the words resurrection and banana in the same question?

I think "choose to" would be a better characterization of the process than "have to."