Christians are fond of saying that their God is perfect, and Saint Anselm in particular in his ontological argument for God said that God is the greatest being we can think of. I disagree. The Bible God is far from perfect, and I can easily think of a new and improved God--a kinder and gentler deity. For starters, here's a quick list of ways that God could be made better:
- Make God a beautiful female so women get a fair shake, and men have a God they want to love.
- God should love and treat well all people whether they believe in her or love her or not.
- If God wants to be loved, then she should earn our love rather than demand it like a jealous despot.
- God should grant us heaven right here and now rather than make us wait not knowing if we'll ever get there!
- God should make sure her will is clear to all of us revealing that will to each of us as individuals.