What do you mean with similarity of design? God reused the same design for bonobos, gorillas, chimps and us, the pinnacle of His creation?
What happened? Got tired at the sixth day and got Lazy? No wonder He needed a rest
So, joking aside. What is more likely: that we and gorillas share a common ancestor, or that God thought gorillas are so cool, for some reason, that He decided to create the whole Universe for a being, the very being His son will incarnate into, the very being in His image, etc, etc, to look like a hairless gorilla?
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- viole
Well... it was the 6th day, and God was running really late-- everything was behind schedule.
(who knew that making that many fjords would be so time consuming? Not to mention getting the exact right shade of blue for certain parrots.... )
So, really, making humans was kind of a Rush Job, and God had to delegate the process.
God: "Okay, everything looks good. What's next on the list?"
Angel Creation Supervisor: "Humans, Lord. We need to make people."
God: "What? I thought we started that on Day 1?"
Angel: "No, Lord, there was no place to put them yet. Remember?"
God: "Oh, yeah. Hmmmm.... what do you have that we could use?"
Angel: "Well, we have a short run of T-Rexes. They are Destined to be destroyed in the upcoming Flood anyway. We could use them as a template?"
God: "Naaah. Those are a Joke Animal. See the tiny hands?"
Angel: "Oh, that's right. What about the Duck Billed Platypus?"
God: "Wait, wasn't that the one we did on Thursday, after that extended beer party?"
Angel: "Yes, Lord. You were skunk-faced for sure. That was quite the party."
God: *sigh* "Yes it was. But no, what else you got?"
Angel: "Badgers look good-- they are clever, fierce, won't take 'no' for an answer."
God: "Yeah, but aren't they solitary most of the time?"
Angel: "Oh, yes, they are. Not much for building civilizations, those badgers. Hmmm.... oh! How about monkeys? They are clever beasts, and have these cute tiny hands. Perfect for civilization building."
God: "Yes, but don't they have tails?"
Angel: "Yes they do. What's wrong with tails?"
God: "Tails don't work with clothing. You know, after the first one messes up, they start wearing clothing?"
Angel: "Messes up?"
God: "It's in paragraph 13, right after the Garden sketch."
Angel: "Oh, yeah, I see it now... no, tails would be a bit of a problem. Hmmmm.... .oh! Some of the clever monkeys don't have tails. The Ape Family. Really nice bunch they are, too. Mostly vegetarians, quite peaceful. Content to sit around, pretty much all day, munching leaves and fruits."
God: "What? We can't have that! Buncha snowflakes. Do any of them eat meat?"
Angel: "Well, the Chimpanzees do, sometimes. The males can be kinda mean."
God: "Perfect-- only make them meaner, and get rid of the fur. That whole clothes sketch, don't you know."
Angel: "Got it-- we'll get right on that. Let's see... Schnider has his Lunch Break coming up, I'll have him skip that, and make Humans instead."
God: "Excellent. Speaking of lunch, what's for bar-b-que today?"
Angel: "We have some leftover unicorn. And I think there's a bit of dragon too."
God: "Didn't we eat all of those, on Thursday?"
Angel: "Oh, yeah... we did. How about roasted pegasus, instead?"
God: "Sounds good--be sure it's properly par-boiled, though. I hate the taste of feathers."