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  1. Woberts

    American Bastille Day

    In my mind, 5/28 will now be the american version of bastille day. Protestors in Minneapolis have taken the 3rd police precinct. This is what happens when centuries of abuse boils over. I think this is finally it. Absolutely, positively, based.
  2. Woberts

    2019 was a great year...

    ...for movies. Best in the decade, I'd wager. Lots of well crafted movies this past year, an obscene amount in fact. Here's a list of some of my favorite movies that I watched last year. The Lighthouse 1917 Joker Parasite The Irishman Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Knives Out Doctor Sleep El...
  3. Woberts

    Mugabe has died.

    Robert Mugabe, former president of Zimbabwe, has died. Referred by many as 'the thinking man' guerilla' he held seven degrees, three of which he obtained during his decade of imprisonment fighting white colonial rule in the Rhodesian Bush War, and remnants of apartheid once the war was over...
  4. Woberts

    I Hereby Secede From The US

    After hearing that @Quetzal has announced his bid for president, my blood ran cold. How can we allow a heretic who doesn't follow the teachings of the FSM to run our government? In retaliation, I'm taking the entire Eastern Seaboard with me when I secede. I'm going to need people in my cabinet...
  5. Woberts

    I'm now a Trump supporter...

    ...Assuming that he understands the poster on his desk. Any man willing to guard the Seven Kingdoms from the savage wildlings is a friend of mine.
  6. Woberts

    Free helicopter rides!

    I've decided to become a libertarian and start giving out free helicopter rides. Is anyone interested? ;)
  7. Woberts

    I'm back!

    You may have noticed a severe lack of sarcastic mumblings and logical fallacies on the Fora these past few weeks. That was due to me visiting family in Russia. I went back to where I used to live in Volgograd, I went to Moscow, I went to Yekaterinburg, and I even visited the frigid wastes of...
  8. Woberts

    On Opium and Religion

    Marx said this about religion: " Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people" This is often paraphrased as "Religion is the opium of the people." This is often taken to mean that religion was...
  9. Woberts

    What's your least favorite political party?

    It's a simple premise; Out of all the political parties in your country, which one is your least favorite, and why? Do they support something you oppose, like the removal of all bacon in the country?
  10. Woberts

    1/5 of Americans want to restrict the voting rights of Muslims

    I came across This earlier. That's quite a concerning number. Of course, this was from 2017, so it might have changed. Probably not for the better, though.
  11. Woberts

    The Official Woberts Isn't Dead Yet Thread

    In following the will of the Almighty @Revoltingest, I am dedicating this thread to my continued state of not death. This way you'll all be informed if I either forget about this thread or if I've died. Let's hope that it's the former, eh? Anyway, today I am: ALIVE.* *Well, at least I think...
  12. Woberts

    What was your first post?

    What was your first post? Was it calling someone an idiot? Was it a thread in which you said that all Jews are a member of a secret, shadowy organization? Or did you just hit on @Revoltingest? (Did you want to know what's under the kilt?) Or maybe your first post is gone, because you did one of...
  13. Woberts

    Do you support gay marriage?

    I'm just wondering about how many people here on RF do and don't support gay marriage.
  14. Woberts

    Why aren't you a communist?

    Alright, it's time for another fringe ideology: communism! It has had its ups and its downs over the years. (That's a mild way of putting it. :eek:) So, why aren't you a communist?
  15. Woberts

    Why aren't you an anarchist?

    There's been a recent outbreak of threads like this, and I thought that the fringier parties should get their own threads too. So, why are you not an anarchist?
  16. Woberts

    ON THE NOTION OF CAPS BEING THE EPITOME OF THREAD FORMATTING

    Does making your thread in caps automatically make it better? Discuss below, while I recline in my ivory tower laughing as you slaves to my superior intellect fellow human beings crawl like ants.
  17. Woberts

    Nazis in Illinois

    In Illinois' 3rd congressional district, voters had a difficult decision; Do I vote for a Nazi or not? This Nazi was Arthur Jones, a former leader of the American Nazi Party for eight years. You may be asking yourself, "Well he didn't get many votes, right?" Unfortunately, you would be sorely...
  18. Woberts

    I noticed I've never made one of these!

    I've noticed recently that I've never made one of these threads before.:eek: I can imagine everyone's frustration at not knowing the handsome fellow behind the mask. Or in this case, behind the old man smiling with reckless abandon. Well, I'm not telling! You've got to figure it out yourself! …...
  19. Woberts

    Woberts for mayor

    After seeing that @Wu Wei has nominated @Revoltingest for mayor, I could not sit here in my pile of crushed beer cans and fast food wrappers any longer! This is a disgrace to what our founding fathers, @Sunstone, @PopeADope, and @lewisnotmiller would have wanted! As such, I have decided to cast...
  20. Woberts

    The National Motto

    So what do ya'll think? I think that it should be replaced with the more secular "E Pluribus Unum." It's pretty obvious which god it's referring to. Anyway, please explain why you chose whatever you chose.
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