In all of the dust of the media, we really need to acquaint ourselves with a media source that is honest in every way: The Onion. With that in mind, we have learned about a new Satellite! It's cordless! Who would have known?!
NASA Launches First Cordless Satellite
What a time to be alive! :D
Hi! I am Positive Platypus! I like a few things.
The Simpsons
American Dad
Sarcastic memes
Making jokes and making people laugh
Making fun of serious political discussion
Looking on the bright side... even if I don't succeed
Photography
Longboarding
Gaming
I used to work at a casino and...