I took only a short break to stir the pot in Florida & Eastern Europe.
And what do I find when I arrive to check on my minions running this place?
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The Lake Of Fire it shall be for you disloyal miscreants!
Now...tell me what you've done for ME...
Around much I've not been.
In your miserable human affairs I would normally meddle.
Done so for many elections on multiple forums I have.
But different this time was.
Already owned, no souls to buy were there.
No fresh evil to wrought.
No new deception to instill.
Nothing for Me to do.
All done...
In elections past, only a single minion have I for your leadership championed.
But fortunate this year you are, for two of My finest shall for your domination battle!
Worry you might that such success means working My fingers to the bone I am.
Fear not, My loyal followers! Time I still have to...
Often the question by pathetic & fragile humans is asked, do their pet cats to Heaven go?
No! All cats evil are, so to My realm they're sentenced. Many torments upon them visited are,
but of greatest enormity is with engineers to pair them. A slice of Hell you may watch....if you dare...
As all of you puny humans now know, My Annointed One quite well faring lately is. A big fundraising bash We just held.
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Here we are, The Anointed One with your Dark Lord posing.
A wickedly fun time by all was had!
Booowhahahhaa...
Puny (but with some potential) human Jasonwill2 recommended has, that in this DIR I post.
Hold forth on My nature I shall. Curses & welcome to all who dare ask!
Booowhhwahhhhahaaaahhaahaha hahhahahhahahhhaahhhaaa!
Greetings, miserable & puny mortals! Cursed be you & your spawn!
Every four years, your Dark Lord ventures to this septic Earthly realm to enjoy the spiritual & intellectual carnage you call the "presidential election".
Most of you clueless scurrying little poor excuses for mammals will be...
Election time is upon you! Most foul & partisan your infighting has become. So in the interest of religious & political diversity, your puny human
forum staff have summoned Me, your Dark Lord, to sojourn in your insignificant depraved community. They have unwisely opened a Hellmouth
in...