A policeman knocked on my door this morning, but I just locked it and sat there in complete silence.
After 20 seconds he knocked again, but I just continued to ignore it.
The knocks got louder and more frequent but I was determined not to move in the hope that he would just go away.
Then he...
I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor is young, female, and drop-dead gorgeous!
I was a little embarrassed at first, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can"
So I said, "I...
I broke up with my girlfriend after she lost an eye in a car accident.
"I had no idea you were so shallow," she said.
"What the Hell would you know?" I replied, "You haven't got any depth perception".
Going solely on this thread, according to the views and responses, it would appear that Discordianism is the most represented Neo-Pagan path here. So, erm . . . . . . . well done everyone.
It's something to do with the fact that April the first is actually made up of the previous 3 year's extra 6 hours. Therefore, every 1st of April contains 6 hours that don't theoretically exist. So we get one morning a year to pull stupid pointless pranks on each other, without having to face...
There is no calibrating factor here to compare one injustice against another. A wrongness is a wrongness. It's magnitude is irrelevant. It's source is us. All of us. Only when we take responsibility for our own contribution to it's existence will things start to change.
Of course not. That's ridiculous. But to lay the blame on Islam, or to point the finger at other cultures or groups too easily distracts us from addressing our own cultural issues. Or, in extreme cases, even admitting we have any issues.
Once Eris has laid her hand on you, you cannot look elsewhere. There is no elsewhere. There is only Eris, and She is . . . . . . . . .playing Donkey Kong ??