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  1. Fortunato

    Where were you on 9-11-01?

    9/11 occurred during the middle of my vacation in China with my twin brother. We were on a river cruise going down the Yangtze river and there wasn't any tv or radio on board so we didn't find out about the attacks until two days later. Once the cruise was over we checked into our hotel and...
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    This trip has been flawless! I haven't thrown up on anyone like my dad did and all I have to do now is...get...out....of......this......room! :banghead3
  3. Fortunato

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    After the merger between Hooters and Southwest Airlines, the flight attendants got a bit feistier, their uniforms became a little more revealing, and sales of beer and hot wings went sky high!
  4. Fortunato

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    They all gathered around to watch the latest VenomFangX YouTube video.
  5. Fortunato

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    Hold still, you've got something in your eye...
  6. Fortunato

    Does morality come from the scriptures ?

    Thanks for explaining that. I at first thought you were trying to quote morals, but rereading your original post, you're just responding to Jayhawker Soule's request for citations about the source of morality (not the actual moral laws themselves). Sorry about the mix-up.
  7. Fortunato

    Does morality come from the scriptures ?

    Sorry to jump into the middle of your conversation, but how do the statements you provided apply at all to the subject of morality?
  8. Fortunato

    Know any hilarious/funny video?

    Here's a dose of the Onion to start your day: YouTube - Is The Government Spying On Schizophrenics Enough?
  9. Fortunato

    The most ANNOYING misconception about YOUR faith?

    An incomplete list of misconceptions about Atheists (it was too hard to just pick one): Atheists secretly believe in god. Atheists are angry at god. Atheists are simply confused by the devil. Atheists are selfish and only want to live a life of immorality. Atheists worship science. There...
  10. Fortunato

    Know any hilarious/funny video?

    I guess I prefer the old world classic: YouTube - drunk scotsman
  11. Fortunato

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    Please excuse me, but this picture was just too good for only one caption :yes:: Johnny awoke to find the game of musical chairs he had been invited to play was not as he had imagined. The newly developed billiards-extreme-game-show was off to an excellent start until one of the contestants...
  12. Fortunato

    Should "god" be removed from the pledge of allegiance and currency?

    As an atheist, I think the phrases "In God We Trust" and "one nation under God" are just as wrong to have on our money or in our pledge as "There Is No God" would be. God is a religious concept and to make a statement one way or the other on the matter is bound to offend someone. We would be...
  13. Fortunato

    For Creationists: What about DNA evidence?

    Hi Kathryn, I'm not sure if I understand you correctly or not. Lumping "unverifiable" scientific laws together with untestable ideas seems like an attack on the credibility of the scientific method. There is a big difference between untestable ideas and testable ones. Statements such as...
  14. Fortunato

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    Being to short to block normally, Robert attempted his newly developed tickling defense..."
  15. Fortunato

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    See, you not only get to wear really cool pirate uniforms - when you make it to heaven there's a nice beer volcano and a stripper factory. ... but wouldn't my opponents claim these as just more socialized programs? Yes, but you can say that's OK because these socialized programs are endorsed by...
  16. Fortunato

    Why are you an atheist?

    Me??? I'm an atheist because I want the discovery of what lies after death to be a surprise!;) Actually, it was a lot more rational than that. Ever since I was little, I was interested in science and how things worked and would incessantly ask questions. How do we know we're praying to the...
  17. Fortunato

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    Spending entire inheritance: 15,000,000 pesos. Never, ever losing one's bike in a crowded parking lot again: priceless.
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    Ugh! D-mn Hamburgler. Ate me out of house and home. Mayor McCheese better let me stay at his place or I'll go public about what really goes down at that Hamburger Patch!
  19. Fortunato

    Funniest misspelled word/incorrect phrase/pet peeve about english language

    Wow, it's been a while since I've ridden on the Toronto subway. I still find that phrase funny though.
  20. Fortunato

    brain teasers

    Five letters!?! You're lucky I can't reach you through this internet thingy!!!!:fight:
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