As far as I can ascertain without learning Japanese this is a haiku
if I bedazzle
it today, summer will start
at least on my blouse
and this isn't
I am a little
teapot short and stout, here is
my handle and spout
I am an annoying kindle advocate, the other people where I work look down their noses at me in judgement, but I don't care, 500 books take up a lot of space.