Well I object to the exclusion of my religion from the list based on the fact that it is the one and only true faith.
Now, bow down to our lord Nabokov you sad confused heretics! :bow:
Hey, my religion is not on the list, that's not fair!
Why haven't you filthy heathens accepted Vladimir Nabokov as you personal lord and savior yet?
Whatever, that just means more enlightenment for me!
Why is it ridiculous?
Well perhaps it is getting a bit boring, so next lets discuss:
Is god right handed or left handed?
or
What his Sign? (I heard he was a Sagittarius)
I doubt even your own morals come from religion. Almost all Xians pick and chose the parts of their religion they follow. Many Xians decry homosexuality because it's called an abomination in the bible, but then so is shellfish and no Xians care about that. 'Honoring the Sabbath' is a commandment...
If gods a woman, then she's one of those that hate other women.
Woman have been oppressed for 99% of history. Even today we still make less money than men for the same job. Also, cramps.
So no, god is not a woman. :no:
What compete ********.
Based on the number of times I have heard Christians spew this garbage, I'm left with no other conclusion than: many Christians are deeply immoral people who are only prevented from committing heinous crimes by fear of the invisible cop in the sky.
Those crazy old atheists, always worshiping science. :bow:
I hear that they pray to the tectonic plates and once a year they sacrifice a virgin to appease the theory of gravity.
Those teenage years are always tough!
I remember back when my god was a teenager and I had to bail him out of jail for drugs, but now he has a part time job and is enrolled in community college, we're really proud of him.
I think the point is, if he doesn't have the power to commit suicide (something any mere mortal can do) then he isn't all powerful.
If he can commit suicide than he is not necessarily eternal.
1.Reality television shows
2. The fact that the bestselling book on Amazon right now is written by Glenn Beck (Yikes!)
3. Did I mention 'reality television' shows?