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    Goodbye

    Good folks of RF This is a sign off from me. I've enjoyed my time here immensely, but something from a couple of threads has struck a chord with me and posed a question I can't satisfactorily answer. As an atheist, what am I doing here? You may well have noticed that the vast majority...
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    For my fellow astronomy geeks...

    Where I come from, merely having two hands is punishable by firing squad, although the firing suqad members all having one hand does make it more ikely that they will miss. In my country, military impressions are taught from a very early age (any foetus older than seven weeks is required to...
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    The What Are You Listening To? Thread - Part Three!

    "Porgy & Bess" - Miles Davis
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    For my fellow astronomy geeks...

    Where I come from, it's mandatory to be run over and killed by a government car after the age of retirement has been reached (the pensions gap has to be closed somehow).
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    For my fellow astronomy geeks...

    Where I come from, there's a reward for finding someone who has learned to walk on their hind legs.
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    For my fellow astronomy geeks...

    It's also illegal in several American states, unless performed between midnight and Thursday whilst wearing a stetson.
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    United Kingdom

    Does your carer know you're out?
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    For my fellow astronomy geeks...

    Godless Heathen is a small village in Gloucestershire.
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    The What Are You Listening To? Thread - Part Three!

    "Mathematics" - Cherry Ghost
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    For my fellow astronomy geeks...

    They named a town after him....remarkable.
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    Has pork started to chew cud ???

    (takes spectacles off and thoughtfully chews one earpiece...think Bertrand Russell after a piano/1st floor window/long fall/passing pedestrian-style accident) Yes, yes, I see and concur. Someone had been fingering American pork for many years until Congress got wind of it during the West Coast's...
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    The What Are You Listening To? Thread - Part Three!

    "Night Passage" - Weather Report
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    Has pork started to chew cud ???

    Ah...I thought Fin-el Castro might come into it somewhere.
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    Has pork started to chew cud ???

    Perhaps this was the cause of Water-gate?
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    Has pork started to chew cud ???

    Because, tragically, the swine-herders (traditionally short-sighted, of course, due to the misguided belief that swine guano was good for the optic nerve if rubbed vigorously into the eyeballs) were pursuing their herds, thereby removing any witnesses to the affair. As the whole evnts took...
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    Has pork started to chew cud ???

    So...they're chewing herring?
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    Has pork started to chew cud ???

    Mystery bacon is the best bacon. I always favoured chicken with a hint of cat.
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    Happy birthday Captain Xeroid

    Have a good one.
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    1,000 Places To See Before You Die

    Tokyo - I love the Japanese (how could anyone not?) and I want to see the madness of Tokyo before I snuff it, along with the serenity of the Japanese countryside.
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    I can see you're a writer...you're writing all over our books, you schmuck

    When celebrity doesn't precede you: BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Author King 'mistaken for vandal' For my money, someone should have called the police after the first draft of "Gerald's Game".
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