Yeah, the theme fits better than I first realized. I spend most of my time with my dog, we both get the munchies, I'm studying to go into private investigation, and scary gods usually end up being just men behind masks seeking power.
In the future, if you are going to start a thread on epistemic justification, please begin it with something like "WARNING! Reading this thread under the influence of alcohol may cause serious epistemological problems which include, but are not limited to, doubts of self-existence, radical skepticism, disbelief in truth, generalized confusion, and sudden onset illiteracy".
bien au contraire (sort of). There are so many lovely ambiguites thanks to the participial clause: "never once have I been wrong saying I wasn't right" can be "never once have I been wrong and also saying I wasn't right" (i.e., being wrong is a state that I'm not in, but it does not grammatically or logically depend upon the fact that I'm saying I wasn't right) or "never once have I inaccurately asserted I wasn't right".