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Songbird
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  • I'm great, hope you r 2. I hope it comes out wonderful. It was snowing here today( on the first day of spring !) Wish I had some!
    I woke up five seconds ago. Now I'm hungry. I'd ask you to feed my, but my understanding is, you do that by regurgitation.
    I find a lot of people deride the stick figure as a style incapable of rendering either emotion or other meaning visible. I myself pee on such snobs from a consider height. As a contemporary master, I believe I have every right to claim that I have destroyed the validity of such criticisms with my masterpiece, "Full Thrust Forward". The powerful emotions of that work reduced me to tears shortly after its completion. I felt humbled in its presence. I for one, recognized a timeless and eternal work of art had been created.
    Birdie, on Friday, I proudly mailed to you, rolled up in a protective, medium-length cardboard postal tube, my most recent artistic breakthrough --

    A 14" long stick-figure drawing of my penis, as loosely magnified by a factor of 3.

    My dear, the simple, raw, but poignant, title of the piece is "Full Thrust Forward"

    I am convinced that, with this single work, Birdie, I have finally come into my own as a contemporary master.

    Perhaps you will note that your copy is the 36th of 200 individually signed, high-quality reproductions. "Thirty-six" is a numeral whose rich, mysterious, but well-rounded, qualities absolutely fascinated my uncle, who was a published numerologist.

    I rendered this, my most magnificent stick-figure drawing ever, using genuine, ultra-black, "100 year fade-resistant", guaranteed light-fast ink on artist quality, 80 lbs, acid-neutralized paper - paper that was hand-crafted by a Native American tribe living in the Amazon Basin, using rain forest materials.
    I wrote this for Blayze, my muse, and posted it in the Chat Thread where she will find it. But I thought you too might find it an amusing little shiny thing -- and everyone knows how you birds like shiny things:

    For you, my love; for you, my muse,

    I have surrendered my petty soul as a sacrifice
    To become reborn your Cosmic Dancer;

    Thus I have chained beneath my feet
    Your twin demons of good and evil.

    And so now I must carry as a burden
    This dangerous rose between my teeth.

    Between my upper teeth
    And my lower teeth,

    Carry it both while going to chat
    And while coming from chat,

    Carry it until you yourself have learned
    To pluck this wondrous flower from me

    Without its poisonous thorns
    Piercing your lips

    And turning you into stone for eternity.
    I just now reported Mystic's most recent post on your wall to the mods because she said "hormones" and "children" in the same sentence. That's child abuse in my book. Almost as bad as teaching teenagers about sex. Where will it ever stop if you do? So called "comprehensive sex education" is the world's foremost cause of out of wedlock kissing, in my opinion.

    I would not actually be surprised if it turned out to be true that the highlights and lowlights in Heather's hair these days are from Satan's own stylist!
    Thanks Songbird! I had a good b'day
    You're very beautiful too btw. And your kids are gorgeous!
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