Ahh! It explains so much, I think it is amazing how you are even able to function with such an obviously limited amount of brain undamaged. I can imagine what kind of accident you had as well :p
http://www.brainfleas.com/WindowsLiveWriter/RumsfeldResigns_11EAA/image_1.png
http://www.brainfleas.com/WindowsLiveWriter/RumsfeldResigns_11EAA/image_1.png