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Define "Truth"! I Dare You!

Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
Truth - that which can never disproven.

Beer - A liquid that when made properly and cooled to the right temperatures, can be equated to a bottled orgasm.
 
Booko

Booko

Deviled Hen
s2a said:
"Beer" is what many Americans call some amber colored fluid with a flavor and aroma not unlike moose urine...which is most notable for it's capacity in heightening stupidity, inducing a false sense of bravado, and reinforcing the notion that NASCAR racing is a "sport" that is exciting to watch.
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You forgot it's tendency to overload the urinary system.
 
Fluffy

Fluffy

A fool
Truth is an attribute of a proposition which measures the extent to which it coheres with reality.
 
Quagmire

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
Fluffy said:
Truth is an attribute of a proposition which measures the extent to which it coheres with reality.
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I'm going to disagree with this for the simple fact that no one should post anything that requires this much thought this early on a saturday morning (which brings us back to the beer question).
 
Sunstone

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
Fluffy said:
Truth is an attribute of a proposition which measures the extent to which it coheres with reality.
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Good point! But you left out beer. No discussion of truth is ever comprehensive without beer.

Think of a map, my dear Fluffy. The map is true or false to the extent it accurately predicts the terrain it refers to, yes?

And beer is good or bad to the extent it makes us unable to negotiate terrain, yes?
 
H

Hacker

Well-Known Member
Truth to me is a subjective concept that could only be verified and validated by the individual.:)
 
MaddLlama

MaddLlama

Obstructor of justice
Sunstone said:
Good point! But you left out beer. No discussion of truth is ever comprehensive without beer.

Think of a map, my dear Fluffy. The map is true or false to the extent it accurately predicts the terrain it refers to, yes?

And beer is good or bad to the extent it makes us unable to negotiate terrain, yes?
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And, of course you need the beer to hold down the corners of the map.
 
MysticSang'ha

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
You want truth, Phil?

*opens beer bottle with teeth, takes long swig, and smashes bottle over head*

Now who's ready for a round on the trampoline?




Peace,
Mystic
 
love

love

tri-polar optimist
I believe there is an absolute truth. Either it is true, partly true, or not true at all. In a lot of instances we don't know the difference.

Beer is a good social lubricant that does help ugly people get laid.
 
C

capslockf9

Active Member
Truth is undiscernable. We create images of our selves, of our wife, of our husband, of our boss, of our Gods. So every time you see that object. the image pops up. Hinduism calls it a veil. Toltec wisdom discribes it as seeing life in a smokey mirror.

And Beer causes hazy vision.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
And Beer causes hazy vision.
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I remember the "drunk" goggles in school, that supposedly emulate how it is to be drunk. I have never had hazy vision while drunk, and I actually get around drunk much easier than I did wearing those goggles. I feel let down the public school system lied to me again.
 
Ozzie

Ozzie

Well-Known Member
Sunstone said:
No using a dictionary, either!


Bonus Question: Define "beer".
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Truth is a good name for beer.

Beer is a good name for truth.

Imagine trying to focus on a bottle with "The Truth" on the label at step 7 as Dop put it.
 
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