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Things to do before you die....

Comet

Comet

Harvey Wallbanger
(wasn't sure where to post this, but some people thought it was funny: thus, entertainment)

We got to talking at my job yesterday about things you'd like to do before you die. People thought my list of things to do was very random and funny. I was serious about my list though. I thought I'd post some of them here and ask you all what you'd like to do before you die.

That said, here is my list...... Maybe I should title this "RANDOM things you'd like to do before you die".....

1. Pee on the Continental Divide
2. Stand on my head in Antartica
3. Spend time with a Peruvian Shaman
4. Drop a load of glow in the dark Super-Bouncey Balls from a plane
5. Invent a machine that records your dreams
 
Aqualung

Aqualung

Tasty
Why do things before I die? There's things to do in Denver when I'm dead.

I want to buy a motorcycle. And preferably ride it around a bit.
Meet Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie.
Drop a load of glow in the dark Super-Bouncey Balls from a plane sounds really fun, too.
And that's about it. Well, I would like to get married before I die, too...
 
Quagmire

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
Rewrite the bible (already made a start on Genisis), "In the begining... that is to say towards the begining....at any rate, awhile back..."
 
Bishka

Bishka

Veteran Member
I should find my list. For a family activity, me and my husband made a list once (mine has over 80 things on it!)
 
lombas

lombas

Society of Brethren
1. Please, let us finally have a relationship. Really. Please.
2. PhD! PhD! Woohoo! PhD!
3. I want that South African passport. Or a Namibian one. Or a US one.
 
Quagmire

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
Crush my enemies,
Drive them before me,
Hear the lamentations of their women.
 
Kilgore Trout

Kilgore Trout

Misanthropic Humanist
Go to the grocery store.

Take out the garbage.

Check the mail.

Clean the bathroom.

Perfect my fusion-powered, multi-dimensional, quantum-tunneling device.
 
blackout

blackout

Violet.
Quagmire said:
Crush my enemies,
Drive them before me,
Hear the lamentations of their women.
Click to expand...

Excellent list you've got there Quag.

only you've got them in the wrong order...

*Hear the lamentations of thine enemies' women.
*Crush thine enemies twice as hard,
(as a result of the womens' testimony)
*Drive the louse men out into the desert land with no water.

and

*Gain the gratitude of thine enemies women.
 
Buttercup

Buttercup

Veteran Member
Conquer the world through my business and become the richest woman in the world. :D

Eat a truck load of bananas until comatose. (some old habits die hard)

Get my husband to admit I'm better at sports bracket picks than he is.
 
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