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Ye have found a bottle...

JustGeorge

Not As Much Fun As I Look
Staff member
Premium Member
I wish there was always water in appropriate amounts where its beneficial to have water, and not too much where its not appropriate to have water.

I wish that water was clean and decent for animals and people.

I wish that my husband's clothes would take care of themselves.
 

Psalm23

Well-Known Member
I am inside.
I will grant thee three wishes, to release me from captivity.
Yes, anything that does not interfere with another's will of your kind is fair.
There are no other rules. No, I don't need to tell you why you failed.
This is not a joke. Yes, I am a Jinn. Good luck (you'll need it)
(WISHING FOR OTHER WISHES IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, SORRY)

I may throw the bottle in the trash.
 

ppp

Well-Known Member
I am inside.
I will grant thee three wishes, to release me from captivity.
Yes, anything that does not interfere with another's will of your kind is fair.
There are no other rules. No, I don't need to tell you why you failed.
This is not a joke. Yes, I am a Jinn. Good luck (you'll need it)
(WISHING FOR OTHER WISHES IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, SORRY)
I wish for 10 intact containers containing Jinn under the exact constraints as yourself be transported to non contiguous 0 potential energy locations within no less than 1m and no more than 10m of me in a manner that poses no risk to the physical integrity of the containers or of myself.
 

Sedim Haba

Outa here... bye-bye!
My wish:
Matthew 16:23 Get thee behind me, Satan: thou art an offence unto me: for thou savourest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men.
GRANTED! HaSatan is now standing behind you. Good luck!

I would ask for a raise in the ability to do mentalization and meta-cognition. Not quite the same, but related. And yes, that also applies to "normal" people.

You didn't specify how *much* of a raise in ability. Granted, for a tiny amount, just enough for you to notice.

*...
*I wish to visit my twin sister when she's not at work and her soon to be mother in law isn't home. Neither of us can drive and we've been having issues trying to visit each other aint seen each other in months tho we really miss each other.


Sorry if it seems I dont trust you cuz im being so specific. I just know magic can be tricky and you should be specific with wishes. It's not that i dont trust you just trying to be specific.

The stuffed animals are safe enough, as for that visit... here's a bus schedule. And a train schedule. Uber? Taxi? IDK how far it is.
 

Sedim Haba

Outa here... bye-bye!
Get my intergalactic invasion force off backorder and deliver it immediately! I have earth to conquer you know!

But... it already arrived! Let me check on that... (scratchy hold muzak)...
Well, it did arrive. Unfortunately due to a huge miscalculation of scale it was swallowed
by a small dog. (Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy reference)

Impossible. Even if I limited "my kind" to humans (which I do not). Everything is interconnected. Do you mean to tell me you're going to create a duplicate/pocket/alternate universe to achieve this? That'd be the only way as I see it...

But of course, such an event would cause a new multiverse to split off...
 

Spirit of Light

Be who ever you want
I am inside.
I will grant thee three wishes, to release me from captivity.
Yes, anything that does not interfere with another's will of your kind is fair.
There are no other rules. No, I don't need to tell you why you failed.
This is not a joke. Yes, I am a Jinn. Good luck (you'll need it)
(WISHING FOR OTHER WISHES IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, SORRY)
I don't want anything from someone who are a jinn.
 

Sedim Haba

Outa here... bye-bye!
Grant me the power to always
know the right thing to say.

And make me 6 inches taller.

I don't need the third wish.

Silence is golden,
If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all,
Better to stay silent and let them think you're an idiot
than open your mouth and remove all doubt,
Even a fool who keeps silent is considered wise;
when he closes his lips, he is deemed intelligent.

Here's 6" elevator boots.
(I've actually worn these on stage, it takes some getting used to)
 

Sedim Haba

Outa here... bye-bye!
I wish for 10 intact containers containing Jinn under the exact constraints as yourself be transported to non contiguous 0 potential energy locations within no less than 1m and no more than 10m of me in a manner that poses no risk to the physical integrity of the containers or of myself.

"0 potential energy locations".... that's a problem, boss. EVERY location on a planet has HUGE potential energy. Why with the spinning and the orbiting and the whole system flying around the black hole @ the center of the galaxy....

Only place with 0 is deep interstellar space. I better put you in a safe container as well. No risk.
 

Sedim Haba

Outa here... bye-bye!
Interesting OP about jinns. Had to Google it. If below is correct, I rather not wish

Who is jinn in Islam?
1. One Islamic concept that has entered into western mythology is that of the jinn or genies, as in the story of Aladdin. However, according to Islamic belief, jinn are real creatures that form a world other than that of mankind, capable of causing physical and mental harm to human beings

Well, those are Islamic Jinn, I'm a Jewish one, but if I said Shedim, no one know what I meant.

"G-d created them on the sixth day, he had started making their bodies but did not complete their creation because he was resting during the Sabbath. Even after the Sabbath, he left them how they were to show that when the Sabbath comes, all work must be viewed as complete. Therefore, the shedim have souls like that of humans, but without a body."
"Shedim can shapeshift and assume a human form. The Talmud tells of Asmodeous assuming King
Solomon's form and ruling in his place for some time. However, he was never seen barefoot
because he could not disguise his (bird) feet."
 
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Sedim Haba

Outa here... bye-bye!
A palace made of squash, a mountain range of cheescake, and a bicycle made of gold.

Oh, drat, the palace of squash... squashed. Seems squash is not optimal building material.
The mountain range of cheesecake is getting a bit smelly. I shoulda put in the antarctic or arctic areas, pheeew that stinks. The bicycle was in in the palace, up in those cheesecake
mountains. I think it sank in all that soft stuff, it was *very* heavy....
 

amorphous_constellation

Well-Known Member
Oh, drat, the palace of squash... squashed. Seems squash is not optimal building material.
The mountain range of cheesecake is getting a bit smelly. I shoulda put in the antarctic or arctic areas, pheeew that stinks. The bicycle was in in the palace, up in those cheesecake
mountains. I think it sank in all that soft stuff, it was *very* heavy....

As long as nobody stole it, I guess. I should be able to find it someday, with the help of radar, cartographers, and a good diving suit
 
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VoidCat

Pronouns: he/him/they/them
GRANTED! HaSatan is now standing behind you. Good luck!



You didn't specify how *much* of a raise in ability. Granted, for a tiny amount, just enough for you to notice.



The stuffed animals are safe enough, as for that visit... here's a bus schedule. And a train schedule. Uber? Taxi? IDK how far it is.
Yay stuffies
 

stvdv

Veteran Member: I Share (not Debate) my POV
Well, those are Islamic Jinn, I'm a Jewish one, but if I said Shedim, no one know what I meant
Thank you for the clear explanation below
I am intrigued by these creations
Useful to understand creation

Indeed, If you had said "Shedim", I would have thought you misspelled your RF Name @Sedim Haba

"G-d created them on the sixth day, he had started making their bodies but did not complete their creation because he was resting during the Sabbath. Even after the Sabbath, he left them how they were to show that when the Sabbath comes, all work must be viewed as complete. Therefore, the shedim have souls like that of humans, but without a body."
I can see a link here between Abrahamic and Dharmic views, I never saw before

"Shedim can shapeshift and assume a human form. The Talmud tells of Asmodeous assuming King
Solomon's form and ruling in his place for some time. However, he was never seen barefoot
because he could not disguise his (bird) feet."
Great story, thank you for sharing, clarifies a few things to me
 

Kenny

Face to face with my Father
Premium Member
GRANTED! HaSatan is now standing behind you. Good luck!

Luck:
noun
  1. The chance happening of fortunate or adverse events;
I don't live by luck... :) I live by authority and dominion. :) And HaSatan now is under my feet.
 

Audie

Veteran Member
Silence is golden,
If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all,
Better to stay silent and let them think you're an idiot
than open your mouth and remove all doubt,
Even a fool who keeps silent is considered wise;
when he closes his lips, he is deemed intelligent.

Here's 6" elevator boots.
(I've actually worn these on stage, it takes some getting used to)

Maybe you don't see the implications of always knowing the right thing to say.
 

Sedim Haba

Outa here... bye-bye!
...Indeed, If you had said "Shedim", I would have thought you misspelled your RF Name...
Actually, my name Sedim is just a slightly different spelling, and since I heard it in a dream,
I could have easily mistaken what I heard and my RF name is wrong. Haba can imply hide
secrectly, and I was so moved by the dream, the next day when I registered on RF I used it.
 

stvdv

Veteran Member: I Share (not Debate) my POV
Actually, my name Sedim is just a slightly different spelling, and since I heard it in a dream,
I could have easily mistaken what I heard and my RF name is wrong. Haba can imply hide
secrectly, and I was so moved by the dream, the next day when I registered on RF I used it.
Thank you for sharing your dream experience. Interesting that you got this dream the day before registering on RF.

In my experience, if a dream really moves you, it's divine inspired (different from the usual dreams due to previously experienced emotions)

Your dream rings a bell, because my very first divine inspired dream showed me to be careful with exhibition of Spiritual experiences...so, also about 'hiding' in a way.

So, thanks again for sharing
 
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