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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Don't **** off the wrong person:

In 1962, a wealthy Italian businessman met with Enzo Ferrari to discuss his displeasure with the famous luxury sports cars. His chief complaint was that the clutches didn't seem to hold up well. Ferrari responded, "The clutch is not the problem. The problem is you don’t know how to drive a Ferrari and you break the clutch.”

The businessman happened to have founded and owned a successful tractor manufacturing company, so he knew a thing or two about vehicles. He was incensed at the reply, and not only vowed to never buy another Ferrari, but to begin building his own supercars to show Ferrari how it was done.

And today, the cars of Ferruccio Lamborghini are famous worldwide.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I just bought an electric (pedal assist variety)
bike on ebay. I'll meet the guy tomorrow, & pay cash.
I save on shipping, & avoid sales tax that ebay so loves
to impose on private (exempt) transactions.
 

savagewind

Veteran Member
Premium Member
I have a confession to do. Here, now. My daughter left her box-of-wine here the last time and I have just finished it. My excuse. God bless me, please.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I just bought an electric (pedal assist variety)
bike on ebay. I'll meet the guy tomorrow, & pay cash.
I save on shipping, & avoid sales tax that ebay so loves
to impose on private (exempt) transactions.

A parade of images wandered through my brain when I read that.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
No wonder why they call the subway in Montreal the metro…no self respecting subway system would be that clean and worse yet,,,have no rats.
 

savagewind

Veteran Member
Premium Member
I think thaT i MIGHT have enough words to last me for the rest of my life. My Earth life that is. Haha.

But, what about the Fat Thumb thing? Should we care about that?
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
Every time I get near to the end of one of the Saxon Tale/Last Kingdom books, the build up to the big battle at the end of the book makes me excited for LARPing and yearning for it to pick back up fullswing. And reminiscing much about it, especially the combat, and how I never actually fought in a shield wall but at the (very typically) left end of it, outside of it, and out slicing, dicing, chopping, hacking, burning, roasting, and toasting everything Mr. Popiel every made.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I know that when you do stabbing they'll want you to dress to look harmless but when I think about you stabbing, I see you dressed in very much the opposite with appropriate stabbing music.

I must admit, I expect @Shadow Wolf to look much like this after a quiet day of hospital stabbing

barbershop.jpg
 
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