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Who Took the Shoe?

It Aint Necessarily So

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Mea culpa.

"Never condemn a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets miffed at you, he's a mile away and barefoot."
 

Stevicus

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You can burn my house, steal my car
Drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh baby, lay off of my shoes

Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes
 

JustGeorge

Not As Much Fun As I Look
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I only wear two shoes myself. If you see anyone wearing any more than that, that would be a rare sighting.

I've met a lot of people who should have worn three.

Two on their feet, and one... well, it won't matter what it looks like.

I used to threaten an old coworker with this. "I'm going to take you to my closet", I'd tell her. "I want you to pick out a shoe. Make sure you like it, because its going to be stuck with you for a long time."
 

JustGeorge

Not As Much Fun As I Look
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Ferrets are fun...

I remember having some roommates who fought bitterly over a lost 20 dollar bill, with one blaming the other for losing it. They found it a few days later when cleaning out the ferret cage
 

Stevicus

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I remember the book series "Imponderables" by David Feldman would discuss in the appendices an ongoing saga about why we often see only one shoe on the side of the road. It's a mystery, to be sure.
 
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