I often hear....
"God never gives you anything you can't handle."
"God never gives you anything you can't handle."
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Worst Common Sayings Ever
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PoetPhilosopher
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"EvERyThiNg HaPpeNs FoR a ReaSoN."
Spirit of Light
Be who ever you want
Hermit Philosopher
Selflessly here for you
“Common sense is for commoners.”
VoidCat
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But they your family! You can't cut them out your life. Me: ***** toxic is toxic. Bye.
Blood is thicker then water
You missed the whole saying. It's the blood of the covenant is thicker then the water of thy womb.
What doesnt kill you makes you stronger
Blood is thicker then water
You missed the whole saying. It's the blood of the covenant is thicker then the water of thy womb.
What doesnt kill you makes you stronger
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"Six on one hand, half a dozen on the other."
Um, don't most of us only have five? Four fingers and a thumb?
Um, don't most of us only have five? Four fingers and a thumb?
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."
"Another day, another dollar."
Clearly, no one is accounting for inflation.
Clearly, no one is accounting for inflation.
"I can't complain." (In response to "How are you?)
You can't? Is it a physical impairment or a mental one hindering your ability to express a gripe?
You can't? Is it a physical impairment or a mental one hindering your ability to express a gripe?
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
Parent with a cigarette in one hand and a bottle of beer in the other, asks when you do something they don't care for,
"Who raised you?"
"Who raised you?"
Heyo
Veteran Member
- except nuclear decay.
I don't think that's a bad saying. I like a reasonable universe.
The problem is people who equate "reason" with "purpose" instead of "cause".
RestlessSoul
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WisdomAddict
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`nothing is never enough`
that dialog was one of worst ones i ever heard.hahha
its a proverb from a character from an TVseries
that dialog was one of worst ones i ever heard.hahha
its a proverb from a character from an TVseries
We Never Know
No Slack
"Common sense isn't very common anymore"
I consider that to be one of the best sayings, actually. As a manager, I say it (or at least think it) quite often.
We Never Know
No Slack
"I slept like a baby"
In my experiences raising kids, baby's didn't sleep through the night very often.
In my experiences raising kids, baby's didn't sleep through the night very often.
It takes two to tango.
This comment immediately gives false equivalency to two different positions when one is making a legitimate complaint about the behavior and reaction of another. I usually respond with, "Yeah, and it takes four to square dance and one to go-go dance. Did you have a point?"
This comment immediately gives false equivalency to two different positions when one is making a legitimate complaint about the behavior and reaction of another. I usually respond with, "Yeah, and it takes four to square dance and one to go-go dance. Did you have a point?"
Statistics say, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.
A Vestigial Mote
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When I ask my neighbor how things are going lately and his standard response ALWAYS is "Better than I deserve." That's amusing maybe once. Maybe. Self-degradation with a hint of bragging... I get it. I swear he stops in his tracks, every time and assesses me when he says it too - like he's literally expecting a laugh. It's terrifying in its implications for the future of humanity.