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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
- Thread starter Me Myself
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Cheer up. It's always darkest before the large boulder hits you.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
A golden retriever (Bob), a pitbull (Sam), & a cat (Zoe)
all stood together in front of God on his golden throne.
God: "Tell me your thoughts."
Bob: "I value love & obedience."
God: "You shall sit at my right hand."
Sam: "I value loyalty & protection."
God: "You shall sit at my left hand."
Zoe: "I think you're sitting in my seat."
all stood together in front of God on his golden throne.
God: "Tell me your thoughts."
Bob: "I value love & obedience."
God: "You shall sit at my right hand."
Sam: "I value loyalty & protection."
God: "You shall sit at my left hand."
Zoe: "I think you're sitting in my seat."
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
An American, a Canadian and an Australian enter the pearly gates for judgement.
God tells the American, "You displayed loyalty. Even if it was mostly to Trump. I will make you in charge of a few things."
God looks at the Canadian. "You guys use the word "eh" over and over. You have dedication. I will make you in charge of a few things."
God looks at the Australian. "I tried my best. But maybe this is a sign I should delegate more of my tasks. So I will make you in charge of a few things," he said.
God looks at the Revoltistanian.
"Here's your plunger. "Clogged toilets await."
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
My day
Ice my knee
Go put the cover on the AC unit
Ice my knee
Go clean up black locust leaves in the driveway
Ice my knee
Go clean up black locust leaves in the driveway
Ice my knee
Go clean up black locust leaves in the driveway
Ice my knee
Make phone calls
Ice my knee
Undecided
Ice my knee
Undecided
Ice my knee
Undecided
Ice my knee
Undecided
Ice my knee
Undecided
Ice my knee
Undecided
Ice my knee
Repeat until bedtime
Ice my knee
Ice my knee
Go put the cover on the AC unit
Ice my knee
Go clean up black locust leaves in the driveway
Ice my knee
Go clean up black locust leaves in the driveway
Ice my knee
Go clean up black locust leaves in the driveway
Ice my knee
Make phone calls
Ice my knee
Undecided
Ice my knee
Undecided
Ice my knee
Undecided
Ice my knee
Undecided
Ice my knee
Undecided
Ice my knee
Undecided
Ice my knee
Repeat until bedtime
Ice my knee
And in each one a miniature antique steam engine awaits in the muck.
Such is Heaven.
Listen to some Liszt etudes.
(I do that sometimes. It works.)
Some of the drugs he's on might help