My dog is trained to come when there's chicken for dinner... that's about it
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The last post is the WINNER!
- Thread starter ninerbuff
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My dog is trained to come when there's chicken for dinner... that's about it
The winning solution: get a steak or burger. Pick it up and call your dog waving the goodie around. I'll bet in no time flat, coming when called will be automatic. Getting the dog to not demand the goody every time is your next challenge.
She was a rescue dog and any attempt at training is seen as a threat and she hides, a supposed professional dog trainer even failed. It took 2 years to convince her that when we took our shoes off she wasn't going to get a flogging. So we just try and let her be happy and gave up on the training.
Damn, we had a rescue dog that cowered whenever we would pick anything long up. Garden canes, belts etc, it was heartbreaking to think what had caused her to react that way.
Yep, I'd like 2 minutes alone with those kind of people
And now I'm going to have a winning sl...
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Yup, I'm one handsome bear
I had a nice nap followed by a stroll and the treadmill to get the body humming and I'm back here now.
Yes.
Decided to bring my steam engine back there again.
I'll also bring a cake to celebrate its 200th birthday.
As long as the steam engine can blow the candles out and have a piece of cake.
It's like we share one brain!
Already planned for its exhaust to blow out the "2" candle.
I'm hoping that's not how you blow out candles.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Wouldn't that just increase the conflagration?
You'll have to attend the ceremony at the engine showDid someone say cake
to partake of it. Gearheads abound. Would you?
Either way I feel it is likely the cake will be destroyed.
Would that 'take the cake'?
Are you saying that your steam engine is going to be 200 years old? I didn't know they had steam back then.
What kind of cake we talking about here?
I would have thought a jet of steam. Or a bevy of his famous "Steam Engine Girls" blow out the candles for him.