How did Russell equate his crazy teapot to God? There is no way to compare: God is everywhere, but the teapot is in one place.
Everybody knows, that it is just a crazy joke of atheists:
1. Red invisible dragon in the garage,
2. Russell's Teapot,
3. Pink Unicorn, etc.
The problem with these is that they are not omnipresent. Please consider "Unicorn", which exists everywhere, and in your heart and lungs as well.
And if the red dragon is invisible, but it is known, that he is red (and he looks like a dragon), then somebody has seen it. Thus, he is visible, not invisible.
Problem of Evil
Your assertion....if you see it, it's not God (invisible). If you can describe it, you can see it--thus, God is nondescript.
Yet, man is made in God's image, and the bible says that Jesus was an ordinary looking man.
In God's image how? Physical image? But there are many physical images of mankind (including womankind). There are short kids, skinny kids, kids who play on rocks, rough kids, tough kids, even kids with chicken pox. (I would imagine that they love Armour hot dogs...since those are the words to their commercial). There are people of every race. Perhaps, God is not so much what we see as what we know? God makes mistakes, and so do humans. Maybe that is how we are in his image? Perhaps instead of asking God for forgiveness, we should forgive God? Forgive God for destroying the world with a flood (Noah)? Forgive God for not answering prayers, though he is all powerful and all knowing?
Maybe God has a way of making one of us see him one way, and another person seeing him another? Maybe to one person he is a red dragon, and to another person he is a teapot, and to another he is a pink unicorn? Perception isn't always through the eyes, sometimes it is what the brain perceives, and if anyone can pull it off, God would be the one.
Gilbert And Sullivan – Things Are Seldom What They Seem lyrics
Please see link about Gilbert and Sullivan's perceptions.