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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member

This is the Central Scrutinizer...
It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws
That haven't been passed yet
It is also my responsibility to alert each
And every one of you to the potential consequences
Of various ordinary everyday activities
You might be performing which could eventually lead to
The Death Penalty (or affect your parents' credit rating)
Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps
Like you who do wrong things...
And many of them were driven to these crimes
By a horrible force called music!


Our studies have shown that this horrible force
Is so dangerous to society at large that laws
Are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever!
Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described
In tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution
(Which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate the future)
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
This is the Central Scrutinizer...
It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws
That haven't been passed yet
It is also my responsibility to alert each
And every one of you to the potential consequences
Of various ordinary everyday activities
You might be performing which could eventually lead to
The Death Penalty (or affect your parents' credit rating)
Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps
Like you who do wrong things...
And many of them were driven to these crimes
By a horrible force called music!


Our studies have shown that this horrible force
Is so dangerous to society at large that laws
Are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever!
Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described
In tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution
(Which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate the future)
If it's at a higher level than Pauly Shore, any discussions for the next few weeks that involves jury, laws, courts, or anything like that makes my head hurt.
 

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
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Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Police: Florida man tries to trade back vehicle he stole (apnews.com)

LAKE CITY, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man tried to trade in a vehicle from the same dealership he stole it from, police said.

Lake City police responded to a report of a stolen vehicle at a Chrysler Dodge Jeep dealership on Monday, WTLV-TV reported.

Employees told officers that a man was trying to trade in his vehicle for a new one. But upon checking the VIN number, they found that the vehicle was stolen from the dealership’s lot a few days earlier.

The man admitted to stealing the vehicle, police said, adding the crime was captured on the dealership’s camera system.

He was arrested on charges including grand theft of a motor vehicle and criminal mischief.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Watching the 1951 version of "The Day the Earth Stood Still". Seen it several times, but I noticed something this time. When Gort first appears and the Army is in front of him, and they all raise their guns and aim at him...without orders..... the guys in the tanks....pull out their side arms..... they're in a tank for crying out loud

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sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Watching the 1951 version of "The Day the Earth Stood Still". Seen it several times, but I noticed something this time. When Gort first appears and the Army is in front of him, and they all raise their guns and aim at him...without orders..... the guys in the tanks....pull out their side arms..... they're in a tank for crying out loud

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They were all blinded by Gort's beauty and confused by his mental powers.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
I would like to scream.

But I'm making progress on stuff
Even if you make progress, scream!

I'll take this rage,
Rattle your cage,
Nobody said it's easy!
It's do or die,
Only the strong survive!
Get ready for the last stand!
Get ready, I'm your hangman!
Let me hear you scream like you want it! (Want it!)
Let me hear you yell like you mean it! (Mean it!)
If you're gonna go down
Go loud!
Go strong!
Go proud!
Go on!
Go hard or go home!
All hail the Prince of ****ing Darkness!
 
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