Subduction Zone
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That must be a fairly recent thing. Whew! Now the kids are safe again and they can go back to Catholic and other churches. Why didn't someone think about that a long time ago?
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Does masturbating hurt your soul or cause disasters?
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stvdv
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Mayby that is why they invented it to make it a sin. Because one way to get more followers is to make more babiesAbsolutely not, in relation to the OP. Maybe of more people did it we'd have less population too. Make it not a Sin/Vice, so we don't continue to pop children out like rabbits.
Make it a sin to not masturbate.
VoidCat
Pronouns: he/him/they/them
No? I don't see why it would be. In fact it can be used in witchcraft. I also know a friend of mine who uses it to give semen as an offering to a deity. Weird offering but there's stranger I guess. I mean I have a protection jar on my altar with a drop of menstrual blood in it...
If God had intended you not to masturbate, you wouldn't be able to reach the darned thing...
Subduction Zone
Veteran Member
Who needs hands? Dry humping is a real thing whether alone or with another.
Sand Dancer
Crazy Cat Lady
Absolutely not, in relation to the OP. Maybe of more people did it we'd have less population too. Make it not a Sin/Vice, so we don't continue to pop children out like rabbits.
Make it a sin to not masturbate.
That makes sense. Maybe it was deemed a sin because they needed to populate the planet back then. We are full now, so play away.
Guitar's Cry
Disciple of Pan
VoidCat
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I don't tend to but not opposed to the idea of sex magick.I use it ritually sometimes myself.
Spiderman
Veteran Member
With a world full of masturbators, I think we are doomed!
Don't pretend it isn't partially responsible for floods or earthquakes. Maybe one masturbator doesn't cause Covid or an earthquake in Haiti, but billions of masturbators rises up to heaven for vengeance.
I heard in Catholic school every time you masturbate, Jesus kills a kitten to atone for your sins.
It makes the Virgin Mary cry no doubt! Bottom line is DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!
With a world full of masturbators, I think we are doomed!
Don't pretend it isn't partially responsible for floods or earthquakes. Maybe one masturbator doesn't cause Covid or an earthquake in Haiti, but billions of masturbators rises up to heaven for vengeance.
I heard in Catholic school every time you masturbate, Jesus kills a kitten to atone for your sins.
It makes the Virgin Mary cry no doubt! Bottom line is DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!
I forgot to say congratulations on 18 months. I went almost a day once. It's a good thing I don't like cats.
Don't know why people fuss about the "solitary sin" so much. It's frankly the most fun you can have without even bothering to shower, and you don't have to treat yourself to dinner, either.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
I need to start sinning more often. I don't want to end up a saint.
Oh, surely those no danger of that!
yeah, but it's nice to treat yourself to a nice meal, a couple of drinks and maybe a show first...
Spur of the moment is nice, too...
ecco
Veteran Member
Are you suggesting that masturbation is evil and selfish?