Even so, aren't you rushing entry into codgerhood?
Tis a tad early to get cyborg stuff like your titanium knees,
your hearing aid, & wearing Depends (which I know you
wear only as a fashion staement).
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Tis a tad early to get cyborg stuff like your titanium knees,
your hearing aid, & wearing Depends (which I know you
wear only as a fashion staement).
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I don't have hearing aides, my ears are about all that works right and I do not wear depends, they're just are not comfortable....
Well, at least keep yelling at kids on your lawn.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
But of course, and I shake my cane at them too
I learned another acronym, thanks to @The Hammer posting this: ADF prayer of the Day | Religious Forums
I was able to gather that the acronym "ADF" was referring to this: Ár nDraíocht Féin - Wikipedia. I had never heard of that before.
Up until now, ADF to me meant "Automatic Document Feeder" on a printer/scanner, which mostly works correctly, but sometimes it can jam up. If used carelessly, it can jam up with staples or tape - or the rollers might get pretty dirty. I don't really believe in prayer, but there are times when I wish that a finicky piece of office equipment works properly.
So when I saw a thread entitled "ADF prayer of the day," I thought "Finally! Someone has a prayer for office equipment!"
I was able to gather that the acronym "ADF" was referring to this: Ár nDraíocht Féin - Wikipedia. I had never heard of that before.
Up until now, ADF to me meant "Automatic Document Feeder" on a printer/scanner, which mostly works correctly, but sometimes it can jam up. If used carelessly, it can jam up with staples or tape - or the rollers might get pretty dirty. I don't really believe in prayer, but there are times when I wish that a finicky piece of office equipment works properly.
So when I saw a thread entitled "ADF prayer of the day," I thought "Finally! Someone has a prayer for office equipment!"
Wow. For my colonoscopies, it was just a day of drinking foul liquid, subsisting on jello and running to the john every so often.
And at the virtual kids on your RF lawn as well.
This is not my first, last time there was no preparation other then not eating from dinner time the previous day, and as you say, drinking a couple of litres of extreme laxative then spending the night on the toilet. Maybe because I'm having a gastroscopy too i have to stick to a low residue diet plus the last day of starvation and drink 2 litres if what i can only only think of as drain cleaner.
And for dinner its white rice and boiled fish... Damn im missing herbs and spices
Earlier today I was running some errands, and I was on a freeway overpass trailing behind a service truck carrying a port-a-potty. Fortunately there was another car in front of me to create a buffer between myself and the truck. That car was getting dangerously close to that port-a-potty. The truck hit a bump and I saw the port-a-potty shake (it only seemed to be secured by a single strap), and I thought it was going to fall off and hit that car.
Fortunately, that didn't happen, and we all went our separate ways.
But I realized that it's always a good idea to leave some distance between yourself and the port-a-potty.
Fortunately, that didn't happen, and we all went our separate ways.
But I realized that it's always a good idea to leave some distance between yourself and the port-a-potty.
I would consider that funny except that it isn't funny.
You need an army on your side:
I would consider that funny except that it isn't funny.
You need an army on your side:
The big one could be our cat apart from the eye colour, ours has brigh green
We had a "GEM" of a black cat once. He was indeed a "Green eyed monster" and sometimes a "Green-eyed monsterkins"
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Sheesh.... at least get the label right....that's WAAAAAY to general...I'm an ageist
Oh yeah, well I’m an ageistist
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Is that with or without the natural "come hither look"
Sadly lots of “come hither” today, seeing my belle tonight