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Your Covid 19 Anecdotes

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I regularly eat bacon, & I've had none of the Covid 19 variants.
This connection is irrefutable....Bacon prevents Covid 19.
 

Viker

Häxan
Apparently, dark rituals to obscure demons and dark gods prevents Covid. I haven't had it. Something must be working in that regard.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
On the 8th day, God created lizards to rule humanity. The lizards had only limited success until modern biology was invented. This used mind control to have some biologists create Covid and then wiped the memory. Covid is the real source of Borg nanites because the Borg and the lizards are part of the same species. Those who get infected will turn into Scotsmen and travel to Scotland so the Blancmange (really Blank manga) can win at tennis.

How do I survive?

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Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
Apparently, dark rituals to obscure demons and dark gods prevents Covid. I haven't had it. Something must be working in that regard.
No, no, no, that's all backwards. Those Christians tried doing that and a lot of them died.
I on the other hand opened myself to the Dark Lord and have not had any problems with covid.
 

oldbadger

Skanky Old Mongrel!
I'm a flippin' badger fgs. !!
Badgers might catch cow diseases, yeah, but we don't catch human stuff.

Trouble is, when there's cow diseases about some idiot government minister gives the go-ahead for freaking gung-ho gun-nuts to come out and try to kill us all. And to think.... you humans have been moaning about your problems.!!

Huh...rant over.
 

RestlessSoul

Well-Known Member
I had the 'Rona but I lived to tell the tale.

Despite my spiritual and religious convictions, I'm giving medical research and the UK's National Health Service the credit for my mild symptoms and quick recovery. Thanks for the vaccine guys. And thanks be to God for filling the world with good and clever people, who gave their time and talent for the wellbeing of the public.
 

Mock Turtle

Oh my, did I say that!
Premium Member
I can recommend isolation as the best preventative, even if such is a big downer on any life. :oops: Have managed to evade the demon so far, and don't know any who have caught or have perished from it - but then I'm not in the local community choir (or gossips, as is commonly known). :oops:
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Hubby, the kids nor i have had covid 19, we must be immune.

Isolation, social distancing, mask wearing, washing hands and other paranoid sanitary measures have worked for us. I'd rather we be paranoid than dead
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Hubby, the kids nor i have had covid 19, we must be immune.

Isolation, social distancing, mask wearing, washing hands and other paranoid sanitary measures have worked for us. I'd rather we be paranoid than dead
Clearly, your immunity is from eating snails in garlic sauce.
 
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