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Make Up A Fake Real Story

PoetPhilosopher

PoetPhilosopher

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A few months ago, I was at a bar and a little tipsy and I asked a guy to feel the firmness of my behind.

The man responded, "Ew! I'm not into dudes!"

I said, "It's okay. I've started identifying as female."

The man thought for a second. "Oh. Well that changes everything," he said.

I still have his chewing gum stuck to my dresser from that night.

Then when I got up in the morning, he had already left, but I saw a unicorn.
 
PoetPhilosopher

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
Some say that mother in laws are terrible. But mine gave me a free trip to Italy, one way. She really can't be that bad.
 
PoetPhilosopher

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
This is hard for me to say, but I, KAT, had -KAT commited. To a life time of marriage. After I filled out the paperwork to get married, I looked outside and saw an angel near the trees. That was when I knew, that I had done the right thing.

Eventually that relationship with -KAT broke off, though. You should see my new gal. She climbs trees.
 
PoetPhilosopher

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
For most of my life, I've worried about parasites in my gut. Then I realized how to get rid of them, and that involves harnessing the raw energy of the surface of the sun.
 
PoetPhilosopher

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
Viker said:
Once upon a time, there was a child born in Bethlehem. His name was Brian. The end. :p
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Can I continue it? When doing Bethlehem stories, it's best to have multiple authors, all of different writing styles...

Okay so....

There was a child born near Bethlehem but more near Australia. His name was Brian and he could read minds. The end.
 
Viker

Viker

Häxan
KAT-KAT said:
Can I continue it? When doing Bethlehem stories, it's best to have multiple authors, all of different writing styles...

Okay so....

There was a child born near Bethlehem but more near Australia. His name was Brian and he could read minds. The end.
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That'll work I suppose. Australia is kind of like England only bigger and with more kangaroos.
 
ChristineM

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
A story... a fake story... with at least a little reality in it, mmm maybe not... A very short story...

It was the night the Pope forgot to take her birth control pill...

Yes very short so feel to expand it at your discretion
 
Stevicus

Stevicus

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Premium Member
KAT-KAT said:
Can I continue it? When doing Bethlehem stories, it's best to have multiple authors, all of different writing styles...

Okay so....

There was a child born near Bethlehem but more near Australia. His name was Brian and he could read minds. The end.
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There was a child born near Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, about which Billy Joel would have written a song, but couldn't find words to rhyme with Bethlehem. So, he wrote a song about neighboring Allentown instead.

 
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