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It's Raining Bits of Men! Hallelujah!

Viker

Häxan
Trigger warning: extremely disgusting and gorey concepts.

Let's play a game, but first, let me paint a picture for your mind's eye.

So, there's this one EVS worker (janitor) at the hospital who's been with the company for years and years. He is in charge of handling both the normal garbage and the biohazard garbage. Normal garbage bags for normal garbage, red bio bags for human related waste. Bio bags belong in special disposal units that trained specialists deal with.

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If the wrong garbage winds up in the wrong bag, lawsuits happen. Want a good example why?

Well, this man was making his rounds one fateful night years ago. He was working third shift, it was 3 A.M., and it was the weekend. At the end of the night he went to go and dump his normal garbage bags into the dumpster, and as he was lifting up a bag above his head to throw it in, it began to tear... An arm, a foot, and various other "biohazardous materials" spilled all over him and splattered onto the floor and all over the dumpster. Someone put the wrong garbage in the wrong bag.

So now for the game...

This is you. This just happened to you, and now you are left with bodily waste and amputated limbs at your feet and all over you. It's the weekend, and it's 3 A. M. The bosses are home asleep, and they turned their phones off, so there's no way to contact them. What do you do?
Take everything home to use in dark archaic rituals.
 

SigurdReginson

Grēne Mann
Premium Member
Oh... I notice a lot of folks here would take video or pictures. Just as an added bonus to the challenge, we aren't allowed to have our phones on us when we are working, so if you are an obedient corporate peon who does what they are supposed to at 3am with no bosses around, then your phone is in the locker 3 floors down when this goes down. :D
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Trigger warning: extremely disgusting and gorey concepts.

Let's play a game, but first, let me paint a picture for your mind's eye.

So, there's this one EVS worker (janitor) at the hospital who's been with the company for years and years. He is in charge of handling both the normal garbage and the biohazard garbage. Normal garbage bags for normal garbage, red bio bags for human related waste. Bio bags belong in special disposal units that trained specialists deal with.

images

If the wrong garbage winds up in the wrong bag, lawsuits happen. Want a good example why?

Well, this man was making his rounds one fateful night years ago. He was working third shift, it was 3 A.M., and it was the weekend. At the end of the night he went to go and dump his normal garbage bags into the dumpster, and as he was lifting up a bag above his head to throw it in, it began to tear... An arm, a foot, and various other "biohazardous materials" spilled all over him and splattered onto the floor and all over the dumpster. Someone put the wrong garbage in the wrong bag.

So now for the game...

This is you. This just happened to you, and now you are left with bodily waste and amputated limbs at your feet and all over you. It's the weekend, and it's 3 A. M. The bosses are home asleep, and they turned their phones off, so there's no way to contact them. What do you do?
Take a shower.
Put on clean clothing.
Find out just what I'd been exposed to.
Seek treatment if necessary.
Start composing a limerick.
 

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
I would gather all of the arms and plant them on my boss's front lawn with the middle fingers sticking up.
 
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