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Give me your FREE advice.

Samael_Khan

Goosebender
There are several free advice theads at the moment and i thought I'd jump on the bandwagon.

Doesn't matter what, just advise me, so long as its free and preferably humerous i would love to hear from you.

Join a religion you dislike and see how many believers you can deconvert from within. You will have the time of your life I promise you. How long your life lasts after that depends on the religion you join.
 

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
If you live in Greater Manchester and are a pensioner, don't forget to get your bus pass. AND pay the extra £10 and get free trams and local trains too

And if you don't live in the Greater Manchester, don't waste a tenner on a Greater Manchester bus pass...
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Be careful what words you use.


led me to google which found this. The oracle spoke and you clearly need to bone up on your postings.

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ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Be careful what words you use.



led me to google which found this. The oracle spoke and you clearly need to bone up on your postings.

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Which is why, in real english (probably not the cut down America slang that passes for english), it is sometimes known as the funny bone.
 

RestlessSoul

Well-Known Member
A lawyer told me this joke;

A guy receives a bill from his lawyer. Ticking off the various items, and their related hefty charges, he comes across the following entry -

“Spotting you in the street, crossing the road to say hello, then realising it wasn’t you: £250”
 
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