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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Wu Wei said:
Why does my lawn tractor always break when I have knee surgery pending....took me 3 days to mow the lawn with the push mower and I'm pretty sure walking will not be an option tomorrow
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Real men have lawn mowers, not "lawn tractors", which
aren't tractors at all...they're the soccer mom mini-vans
of the grass cutting world.
You don't want....
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You do want a professional grass cutting machine....
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It's much more money, but it's worth it.
 
Brickjectivity

Brickjectivity

wind and rain touch not this brain
Staff member
Premium Member
I'd settle for an oxyacetylene kit and stick with my walk behind mower. Its just grass and doesn't need a flipping glory machine.
 
sun rise

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
ChristineM said:
I was bored in a hotel room i in Atlanta, turned on TV which was showing a re-run of Taggart (a 1980 detective series based in Glasgow). English speaking with a strong Glasgow accent. It had subtitles. In english.

No subs, can you follow the dialogue?
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I can follow it but I have to concentrate
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
sun rise said:
To restate the obvious:

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I play tug of war with Murphy a lot. I am quite the graceful klutz, and have kicked Murphy in the shin to occasionally win.
And, ultimately, Murphy bows to the pessimist who finds things didn't take as long, weren't as hard, and other than a few minor hiccups everything went smoothly.
And he still manages to sometimes run in with a pie to the face.
Amd then, when possible, it's mutiny and Murphy gets hanged.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
Keith David made for an awesome Spawn.
I'm surprised no one has demanded an apology or cancellation of Cleveland Brown due to him being voiced by a white guy.
 
Wu Wei

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Revoltingest said:
You do want a professional grass cutting machine....
gravely-pro-stance-stand-on-mower-1.jpg

It's much more money, but it's worth it.
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Well, a few things..... I don't live on the flat lands...have a few hills in my yard that to mow properly ,that thing would flip over...also, it would not fit between the trees I have...again... I don't live on the plains........also... I need a bagging system....but the main thing here Einstein is I have bad knees, and spending 1.5 hours, standing on that, my knees would not be working...and my hips would not be all to happy either....that is something engineers, retirees and geeks think is really cool because they spend most of their time sitting on their backside so they think standing is exercise.....so no, that monstrous piece of garbage would do me no good at all in the foothills of the Adirondacks....
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Wu Wei said:
Well, a few things..... I don't live on the flat lands...have a few hills in my yard that to mow properly ,that thing would flip over...
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One reason I use a stand-on type mower is because
of hills I mow. I can shift my weight far better than one
of those silly sit-upon mowers.
....also, it would not fit between the trees I have...again... I don't live on the plains....
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Stand-on mowers allow one to easily duck
under low branches, which I have aplenty.
....also... I need a bagging system...
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No one should bag clippings.
Leave'm where they fall to fertilize.
But most of all, this requires the least effort.
Good for lazy Scots & bears.
....but the main thing here Einstein is I have bad knees, and spending 1.5 hours, standing on that, my knees would not be working...and my hips would not be all to happy either....that is something engineers, retirees and geeks think is really cool because they spend most of their time sitting on their backside so they think standing is exercise.....so no, that monstrous piece of garbage would do me no good at all in the foothills of the Adirondacks....
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So you're too decrepit to use one, eh.
And so you use a motorized wheelchair with
a mower deck underneath.
 
Brickjectivity

Brickjectivity

wind and rain touch not this brain
Staff member
Premium Member
Wu Wei said:
Well, a few things..... I don't live on the flat lands...have a few hills in my yard that to mow properly ,that thing would flip over...also, it would not fit between the trees I have...again... I don't live on the plains........also... I need a bagging system....but the main thing here Einstein is I have bad knees, and spending 1.5 hours, standing on that, my knees would not be working...and my hips would not be all to happy either....that is something engineers, retirees and geeks think is really cool because they spend most of their time sitting on their backside so they think standing is exercise.....so no, that monstrous piece of garbage would do me no good at all in the foothills of the Adirondacks....
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They cost 4x as much as a riding mower, and they have zero turning radius! Why pay more for less?
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Stevicus said:
I've heard some people use sheep instead of lawn mowers.

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Sheep aren't very useful for mowing.
Why, you ask?
The reel mowers (like the one in your pic) they use
cannot cope with any grass or weeds that get above
6" or so...the tall stuff just gets bent over.
So sheep are only useful on golf courses, which are
cut often & never have any unevenness. Lame, eh.
 
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