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So... the Easter Bunny DID lay eggs

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Secret History of the Easter Bunny: What They Don't Teach You in School

The Easter Bunny is German
Our story begins with Eostre, a Germanic goddess worshipped by pagans in pre-Christian Europe. Eostre was known as "the Goddess of the Dawn," and ancient believers would hold a big festival around the time of the Spring Equinox each year in her honor.

According to scholars, these festivals were marked by feasts, giant bonfires, and sword dances in celebration of renewed life and light.

This welcoming of spring would slowly be transformed into a Christian holiday over time (more on that below, but there's a clue in the name here: "Easter" is widely understood to be derived directly from "Eostre").

So wait, where did the eggs come from? A modern spin by Big Chocolate™ to boost sales?

Scholars believe that Easter eggs can be traced all the way back to the goddess herself.

A popular legend tells the story of Eostre entertaining a group of children. As part of the demonstration, she transformed her pet bird into a pet rabbit. The catch? To the astonishment of the audience, this rabbit could still lay eggs like a bird.

And thus, rabbits and eggs become inexorably tied to the Easter tradition.

The story evolved over hundreds of years, eventually morphing into the legend of the ‘Osterhase’ – an egg-laying hare who produced eggs and hid them around homes and gardens for children to find on Easter morning.

Happy Easter
 

Eostre is mentioned in one historical source ever, Bede.

There is nothing about bunnies, eggs bonfires or anything else. Just the name of a month.

All this stuff was made up in the 19th C by people like Jacob Grimm of Grimm's fairy tails fame.

Easter hares are probably from 18thc Germany, eggs are probably cos of the fact people gave up eggs for Lent and had a surfeit at the end because chickens didn't stop laying eggs.

All this "Easter is pagan" stuff is nonsense, but it seems to make people happy to beleive it's true so they will repeat the same myths every year while laughing at the Christian dupes for being so credulous.

They don't teach that in "rational sceptic school" either.

;)
 

Heyo

Veteran Member
Happy Easter

This welcoming of spring would slowly be transformed into a Christian holiday over time (more on that below, but there's a clue in the name here: "Easter" is widely understood to be derived directly from "Eostre").
How often has this to be debunked? The Christian Easter and it's date can be traced directly to the bible. Easter is with Ascension, Good Friday and Pentecost the only genuine Christian holy day. It is not derived from a pagan holy day (just mixed up with).
 

Brickjectivity

wind and rain touch not this brain
Staff member
Premium Member
@Wu Wei Eggs are like the sacrum from which we get the term 'Sacred'. They're also like the ouroboros, the labyrinth, and certain symbolic plants such as almonds. That's what they don't teach you.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Yes, I'm afraid you've been had, as other readers have pointed out:
Ēostre - Wikipedia

Another example of needing to check unknown internet sources.

thanks, but another example of taking things to seriously.... I apologize, but I'm afraid it was a rather light hearted post that I was not taking all that seriously.
 

Rival

se Dex me saut.
Staff member
Premium Member
Easter hares are probably from 18thc Germany, eggs are probably cos of the fact people gave up eggs for Lent and had a surfeit at the end because chickens didn't stop laying eggs.
Not to mention they're just an obvious symbol of new life, appropriate to the holiday. It's not hard to make the connection.
 

SigurdReginson

Grēne Mann
Premium Member
And here I thought that Jesus laid the eggs,
afterwards hiding them from predators.

See, that was my thought, too. After all, how else is a biological lifeform supposed to reproduce when it's been born of immaculate conception? Through cloning themselves via aesexual reproduction, of course!

All those people that have claimed to be Jesus weren't lying... They were his progeny.

It's science 101.
 

exchemist

Veteran Member
thanks, but another example of taking things to seriously.... I apologize, but I'm afraid it was a rather light hearted post that I was not taking all that seriously.
Well it was 1st April, after all - even if the link seemed to be taking itself seriously. ;)
 

SalixIncendium

अग्निविलोवनन्दः
Staff member
Premium Member
I've always enjoyed Gaffigan's take on Easter...


...which is actually an excerpt from his holiday bit, where the above clip is funnier in the context of the whole bit.

 
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