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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Jedster

Well-Known Member
I met a flat-Earther today who believes that Trump is the world saviour.

Well that would solve t he Messiah problem between different beliefs.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I met a flat-Earther today who believes that Trump is the world saviour.

Well that would solve t he Messiah problem between different beliefs.
Are there grey alien lizard people in the mix as well? We need a trifecta.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
I met a flat-Earther today who believes that Trump is the world saviour.

Well that would solve t he Messiah problem between different beliefs.

I know of a few messiah's in and around Somerset but..

Are there many flat earthers?
 

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
I know of a few messiah's in and around Somerset but..

Are there many flat earthers?

I've known a couple of messiahs myself, but I've never personally met a flat-earther. However, I've known a few "fat Earthers." They don't believe the Earth is flat, but they think it's too fat.
 

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
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Jedster

Well-Known Member
Are there grey alien lizard people in the mix as well? We need a trifecta.

Not heard of them since David Ike was popular.
However, I was once told that Prince Phillip is the last lizard person.
That same person also told me that Jeremy Corbyn is The Christ.


Blessings from Avalon:)
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
There once was a gal from St Bride,
who gobbled green apples & died
They quickly fermented
inside the lamented
to cider inside her insides.


What do you do with a swollen finger???

Put it in cider

That's one you either get or don't... We will see
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
What do you do with a swollen finger???

Put it in cider

That's one you either get or don't... We will see
A young construction worker injured his finger.
We had a lot of fun advising him to soak it in cider.
Took him a long time to see the wisdom of that remedy.

BTW, that limerick isn't one of mine....I just like it.
 
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