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No Shirt, No Shoes, No Masks, No Service

SalixIncendium

SalixIncendium

अग्निविलोवनन्दः
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Nowhere on these signs does it say anything about pants.

With people staying home more often, things like shaving and putting something on besides pajamas has gone by the wayside.

I'm off today but have to go to the store. Do I have to put on pants?
 
Stevicus

Stevicus

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SalixIncendium said:
Nowhere on these signs does it say anything about pants.

With people staying home more often, things like shaving and putting something on besides pajamas has gone by the wayside.

I'm off today but have to go to the store. Do I have to put on pants?
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I remember when I was a kid, we went to this place where it said "all customers must wear shoes, and men must wear shirts." I thought it meant that women didn't have to wear shirts and I got excited, but it turned out not to be.
 
Onoma

Onoma

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Reminds me of the time I was working as a chef and somehow managed to walk 2 miles to the bus stop, rode the bus into town, got to work and was there for an hour before I realized I still had on my fuzzy blue bathroom slippers
 
PureX

PureX

Veteran Member
SalixIncendium said:
Nowhere on these signs does it say anything about pants.

With people staying home more often, things like shaving and putting something on besides pajamas has gone by the wayside.

I'm off today but have to go to the store. Do I have to put on pants?
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Only if your dresses are in the wash.
 
Audie

Audie

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SalixIncendium said:
Nowhere on these signs does it say anything about pants.

With people staying home more often, things like shaving and putting something on besides pajamas has gone by the wayside.

I'm off today but have to go to the store. Do I have to put on pants?
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You and the revolting one can wear kilts
 
ChristineM

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
SalixIncendium said:
Nowhere on these signs does it say anything about pants.

With people staying home more often, things like shaving and putting something on besides pajamas has gone by the wayside.

I'm off today but have to go to the store. Do I have to put on pants?
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I would suggest you were "wear" something to cover your naughty bits, the benches in those police cells are quite chilly
 
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Left Coast

Left Coast

This Is Water
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SalixIncendium said:
Nowhere on these signs does it say anything about pants.

With people staying home more often, things like shaving and putting something on besides pajamas has gone by the wayside.

I'm off today but have to go to the store. Do I have to put on pants?
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I believe you should document your efforts to enter a store with no pants.

For science.
 
sun rise

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
SalixIncendium said:
Nowhere on these signs does it say anything about pants.

With people staying home more often, things like shaving and putting something on besides pajamas has gone by the wayside.

I'm off today but have to go to the store. Do I have to put on pants?
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I had a zoom with a new doctor the other day and put on a nice shirt. I did have grungy sweatpants on at the same time because my legs are ugly enough to drive people away.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
SalixIncendium said:
Nowhere on these signs does it say anything about pants.

With people staying home more often, things like shaving and putting something on besides pajamas has gone by the wayside.

I'm off today but have to go to the store. Do I have to put on pants?
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At a gas station in Tennessee once I say the "No shirt, no shoes, no service" sign that did have "no pants" added to it with a Sharpie.
 
JustGeorge

JustGeorge

Not As Much Fun As I Look
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In high school, I had an ex that entered a Hardee's restaurant with shoes, shirt and no pants. He did have on boxers. They did not serve him.
 
McBell

McBell

Resident Sourpuss
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Daemon Sophic

Daemon Sophic

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Onoma said:
Reminds me of the time I was working as a chef and somehow managed to walk 2 miles to the bus stop, rode the bus into town, got to work and was there for an hour before I realized I still had on my fuzzy blue bathroom slippers
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Let me take this opportunity to compliment you on your fashion sense....
 
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