This is precisely what I do not agree with, and is the same sort of mistake you keep on making. You shouldn't agree to this as a true dichotomy either if you have a shred of wit about you. And here are a few examples as to why this is simply crap (and please DO NOT attribute me with believing any of this garbage):
- We find that "God" exists, but also that God is actually part of "natural processes." Now there is no difference between the two ends of what you propose as a "dichotomy".
- We discover it isn't "God" who did the creating, but the child of a grandly powerful race of creatures who do not conform to anything we label "organic" or "biological" within our universe. They exist outside our universe, on a separate plane of existence, and are simply able to create with their thoughts. We are the child's science-class experiment, for which he is, subsequently, receiving an "F." (I blame you @BilliardsBall)
- We discover that "organic life" arose from a one-time event that can never actually occur again. It is, therefore deemed an "unnatural process," because it does not conform to any of the rules we can witness/test/measure "nature" abiding by within our universe.
It is use of your imagination that is more problematic for you, I believe.
1 above - An active creator or a deist god of natural law, either one, though you've described the latter above, is a "god".
2 above - These creatures you speak of, who can supersede universal natural laws here, are effectively "gods", and intelligent if childish designers (you've described a fun King novel above, "Under the Dome"!
3 above - You have perfectly described an unknown anomaly, that is still a process with zero "god"
Thus you have "god" or "no god", a dichotomy that even your broad powers of imagination (I sincerely admire your creativity above, by the way, even as you insult mine) cannot supersede.
I'm not hear to browbeat you, merely to point out that many vital Bible doctrines, including Creation and the origin of organic life, are dichotomous and therefore simple to comprehend, and are not "open to thousands of interpretations by many different religious sects".
Further, it remains a peculiar notion--one described in the Bible as abiding, prevalent and SPIRITUAL in root--that skeptics impugn believers in a rude and unneeded fashion. Speaking modestly, I have a keen imagination and a broad, quick mind, with a strong memory and high problem-solving ability. I CAN imagine that there IS a third alternative to my proposed dichotomy--you are not the first skeptic and you will not be the last to challenge me that a third exists without being able to demonstrate same!
With pleasure, I would debate this resolution anywhere you wish, publicly or privately:
Resolved:
Since the condition "a god exists in or outside this universe" has only one true and one false possibility, life was begun either by a god(s) or by zero gods.