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Abraham and Jesus

The Anointed

Well-Known Member
Why are you so terrified to answer the question? Could it be because you are well aware to your biblical ignorance and know that you will be shot down in flames?

But have you ever actually read the bible? If so, why does the bible have so many inconsistencies and contradictions and scientific untruths, including why John 20:25 says that Jesus' mother Mary was chatting with Jesus along with Mary Magdalene and Mary Cleophas and Jesus' auntie and Jesus' lover, whereas Matt 15:40 & Mark 27:55-56 says that they weren't anywhere near Jesus when he was being executed for sedition and don't mention anything about his mother and her sister being there anyway?

And John 19:39-40 says that Joseph and Nicodemus resuscitated Jesus with 30 kg of healing agents including Aloe vera. And John 20:1-2 says that Mary Magdalene told Jesus' lover that Jesus had already been resuscitated and had disguised himself as a gardener (John 20:15). But alas Jesus' mother and her sister weren't there, nor Mary Cleophas.

Matthew 27:57-59, however, says that only Joseph resuscitated Jesus, and Matt 28 says that Mary Magdalene and Mary Cleophas were told that Jesus had already been resuscitated and had gone to Galilee.

And Mark 15:46 also says that only Joseph resuscitated Jesus, and that a young bloke told Mary Magdalene and Mary Cleophas that Jesus had already been resuscitated and was gone when they came back on Sunday morning to help resuscitate him.

Luke 23:53-54 also says that only Joseph resuscitated Jesus, and Luke 24 says that on Sunday two blokes told Mary Magdalene & Mary Cleophas & Joanna and some other women that Jesus had already been resuscitated and had knicked off when they came to help resuscitate him after he survived his execution for sedition as described in John 19:34-35.

When you have gained the intestinal fortitude to answer the 'ONE SIMPLE' question; "How many women by the name Mary, do you believe that the scriptures reveal, were at the crucifixion, the burial, and the empty tomb of Jesus," all will be revealed to you, and you will then realise just what a biblical ignorant person you are.

I suppose, that having been deceived by those around you for eleven years, into believing that Santa, magic ,and fairies existed. has caused you to become, what you are today.
 

Mitty

Active Member
When you have gained the intestinal fortitude to answer the 'ONE SIMPLE' question; "How many women by the name Mary, do you believe that the scriptures reveal, were at the crucifixion, the burial, and the empty tomb of Jesus," all will be revealed to you, .
Have you ever read the bible? If not, why don't you look it up for yourself if you're actually interested, and you will then realize just what a biblically ignorant person you are?

I suppose, that having been deceived by those around you for eleven years, into believing that Santa, magic ,and fairies existed. has caused you to become, what you are today.
Do you still believe in Santa or just in magic and other fantasies?
 
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The Anointed

Well-Known Member
Have you ever read the bible? If not, why don't you look it up for yourself if you're actually interested, and you will then realize just what a biblically ignorant person you are?

Do you still believe in Santa or just in magic and other fantasies?
Have you ever read the bible? If not, why don't you look it up for yourself if you're actually interested, and you will then realize just what a biblically ignorant person you are?

Do you still believe in Santa or just in magic and other fantasies?

I've got a parrot that does the same thing and can only repeat that which has been said to it. What a poor simple creature it is.

I see that you still haven't got the intestinal fortitude to answer that one simple question put to You. "How many women by the name Mary, do you believe that the scriptures reveal, who were at the crucifixion, the burial, and the empty tomb of Jesus,"

Now all can see you as an intestinal deficient biblical ignorant person, who is too afraid to drop the facade you hide behind, and reveal the true YOU '

Until you gain the intestinal fortitude to answer the question put to you, you will be ignored.
 

Mitty

Active Member
I've got a parrot that does the same thing and can only repeat that which has been said to it. What a poor simple creature it is.
And has your parrot read the bible and told you that the gospel of John says that there were at least three people named Mary chatting with Jesus when he was executed for sedition, while the other three gospels say that there was no one named Mary chatting with Jesus, since they were no where near him when he was being executed for sedition and claiming to have an inherited right to be the Jewish king.

And has your parrot also told you that none of the gospels say that there was anyone named Mary who helped resuscitate Jesus after he survived being executed for sedition.

And has your parrot told you that John says that only Mary Magdalene was where Jesus was resuscitated, while Matthew & Mark say that both Mary Magdalene & Mary Cleophas were there on Sunday, and Luke says that both Mary M and Mary C were there with Joanna and many other women who were presumably all named Mary too. Or so the story goes.
 

The Anointed

Well-Known Member
And has your parrot read the bible and told you that the gospel of John says that there were at least three people named Mary chatting with Jesus when he was executed for sedition, while the other three gospels say that there was no one named Mary chatting with Jesus, since they were no where near him when he was being executed for sedition and claiming to have an inherited right to be the Jewish king.

And has your parrot also told you that none of the gospels say that there was anyone named Mary who helped resuscitate Jesus after he survived being executed for sedition.

And has your parrot told you that John says that only Mary Magdalene was where Jesus was resuscitated, while Matthew & Mark say that both Mary Magdalene & Mary Cleophas were there on Sunday, and Luke says that both Mary M and Mary C were there with Joanna and many other women who were presumably all named Mary too. Or so the story goes.

You have not answered the question put to You. "How many women by the name Mary, do 'YOU' believe that the scriptures reveal, who were at the crucifixion, the burial, and the empty tomb of Jesus," And are therefore ‘IGNORED.”
 

Mitty

Active Member
You have not answered the question put to You. "How many women by the name Mary, do 'YOU' believe that the scriptures reveal, who were at the crucifixion, the burial, and the empty tomb of Jesus," And are therefore ‘IGNORED.”
Obviously there were no women named Mary who chatted with Jesus when he was being executed for sedition, and none when he was resuscitated by Joseph and Nicodemus, even though the writers of John say that Jesus' mother and her sister caught the train from Nazareth to share a last glass or two of grog with him (John 19:29).
 

The Anointed

Well-Known Member
Obviously there were no women named Mary who chatted with Jesus when he was being executed for sedition, and none when he was resuscitated by Joseph and Nicodemus, even though the writers of John say that Jesus' mother and her sister caught the train from Nazareth to share a last glass or two of grog with him (John 19:29).

Ignored as any ignorant offensive rubbish deserves to be.
 

Mitty

Active Member
Ignored as any ignorant offensive rubbish deserves to be.
So why did Jesus need to drink wine instead of water when he was being executed for sedition, and was it because he was a boozer (Matt 11:19 Luke 7:34) and why he performed a conjuring trick with some previously hidden wine to irresponsibly make some already "well drunk" boozers even drunker instead of responsibly suggesting they drink the water instead to help them sober up (John 2:1-10)?
 
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The Anointed

Well-Known Member
So why did Jesus need to drink wine instead of water when he was being executed for sedition, and was it because he was a boozer (Matt 11:19 Luke 7:34) and why he performed a conjuring trick with some previously hidden wine to irresponsibly make some already "well drunk" boozers even drunker instead of responsibly suggesting they drink the water instead to help them sober up (John 2:1-10)?

You have not answered the question put to You. "How many women by the name Mary, do ‘YOU’ believe that the scriptures reveal, who were at the crucifixion, the burial, and the empty tomb of Jesus," And are therefore ‘IGNORED
 

The Anointed

Well-Known Member
That's your parrot's issue, but why did Jesus guzzle down some grog instead of water when he was being executed for sedition?

You have not answered the question put to You. "How many women by the name Mary, do ‘YOU’ believe that the scriptures reveal, who were at the crucifixion, the burial, and the empty tomb of Jesus," And therefore, you are ‘IGNORED' once again.
 

Spirit of Light

Be who ever you want
You have not answered the question put to you why Jesus guzzled down some grog instead of water when he was being executed for sedition.
If that happens, how can anyone except for Jesus him self know that? The dude been dead for more then 2000 years here on earth. A bit difficult to give evidence that is no longer available, or?
 

The Anointed

Well-Known Member
If that happens, how can anyone except for Jesus him self know that? The dude been dead for more then 2000 years here on earth. A bit difficult to give evidence that is no longer available, or?

Have you read of Alexander the Great who existed before Jesus?
 

Mitty

Active Member
What does that has to do with the question to me?
Absolutely nothing since I didn't ask you whether or not Alexander was a boozer too, nor whether or not he loved one of his disciples instead of a wife like Jesus either.
 

The Anointed

Well-Known Member
I have heard of him yes, but have not read about him no :)

Alexander the Great, also known as Alexander III, lived from July 20, 356 BC to June 10, 323 BC. He was an ancient Greek king of Macedon from 336 to 323 BC, and died some 317 years before Jesus was born in 6 B.C.

And do you know that Jesus was never convicted of any crime by the Roman Judge Pilate, who washed his hands of the innocent blood of Jesus, who was then handed over to the Jews, who had him killed because he said that he was a son of our heavenly Father. And if you believe that the Romans killed him. you might as well say that it was the gun who killed John Lennon, and not Mark David Chapman, who used the gun to kill him.
 
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