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Did You Hear About the Protestant Theologian Who Opened a Coffee Shop?

Thief

Rogue Theologian
as a Rogue Theologian.....I make my coffee soooooo strong

it kicked me in the mouth
I have a broken tooth
need a root canal
and a post
and a crown
 

Terry Sampson

Well-Known Member
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Thief

Rogue Theologian
someone opened a coffee shop and called it.......Black Coffee

there was a protest

the shop was burned.....to the ground
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
I went to a place called.....Grinders
thought it was a coffee shop

I was mistaken

it was a strip club
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
He called it "Tillich's Ground of Beans".


I slay myself.


All the comments and emojis that i should use for this "joke" (and i use the word with its widest possible meaning) have been used so i will just put down my tablet and walk away shaking my head

And add...
:shrug:
 

Brickjectivity

wind and rain touch not this brain
Staff member
Premium Member
as a Rogue Theologian.....I make my coffee soooooo strong

it kicked me in the mouth
I have a broken tooth
need a root canal
and a post
and a crown
You don't even know who Tillich is, do you? Me neither.
 
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