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Coronapocalypse humor
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dybmh
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Boober: Exotic Dancer Delivery Service
Portland strip club forced to close, so dancers now do delivery
Portland strip club forced to close, so dancers now do delivery
Yesterday Boris announced the Lock Down of the UK, a little later than everyone else but maybe he was making a profit out of it coronavirus (ok, a little cynical perhaps)
So today my brother in law had to go to the cash point, when he arrived there, there was a policeman in front of him who's radio squawked, my brother in law overhead the message. The officer was to go into the food shop that had the atm in its wall and arrest a shoplifter. He took his cash then departed at a sedentary beat wall to the shop door
Brother in law next who is somewhat paranoid (not a bad thing at the moment). What to do, who has touched the buttons before him. He took out a tissue and wrapped it around his finger to enter his pin and select cash amount.
He turned to leave and got a big fright. Standing behind him at precisely the recommended distance was someone in full WW2 gas mask.
So today my brother in law had to go to the cash point, when he arrived there, there was a policeman in front of him who's radio squawked, my brother in law overhead the message. The officer was to go into the food shop that had the atm in its wall and arrest a shoplifter. He took his cash then departed at a sedentary beat wall to the shop door
Brother in law next who is somewhat paranoid (not a bad thing at the moment). What to do, who has touched the buttons before him. He took out a tissue and wrapped it around his finger to enter his pin and select cash amount.
He turned to leave and got a big fright. Standing behind him at precisely the recommended distance was someone in full WW2 gas mask.
Of course the most funny joke of all is an old joke.
And, of course, the Brits are the one that reminded me of this: Greenwich Diary on Twitter
And, of course, the Brits are the one that reminded me of this: Greenwich Diary on Twitter
And for your musical enjoyment:
Gave your post a smiley because we don't have a "wtf" rating.
Heyo
Veteran Member
I enjoyed the text - on mute.
(If I where religious I'd demand the singer be burnt at the stake for blasphemy.)
Shad
Veteran Member
His wife has it. He is on lock down because of that fact.
Now go look at the US congress and the HoR.... No isolation there. Yawn
Heyo
Veteran Member
The success is clear at hand.
Have you been traumatised by the toilet paper shortages?
You may be entitled to constipation.